This kind of misrepresents the argument anti-choice people use so while it's kinda funny, it's like...hollow. The anti-choice people are shitheads but not because they think Plan B is dangerous
You also can't just go into a store and walk out with a gun without the government saying okay with the background check.
Of course, you don't have to justify why you need the gun to get one, but a doctor (especially in some places in the US) will certainly require justification. And in some places a man's permission (although maybe not explicitly, but way less likely to do so unless a man is present at the appointment I wish I were joking) .
Legit my wifes' gyno wouldn't sign off on her getting a hysterectomy without me saying I'm okay with it.
I get so frustrated at jokes based on a factually incorrect foundation. It's also a reason why conservative comedians aren't funny. You were able to explain much better than I could without sounding like you're complaining cuz you're offended.
They'd never suggest a black woman own a gun.
In fact, the only reason we have the [few] gun laws we have today is because the Black Panthers started buying them in the late 60s to exercise their second amendment rights.
So an abortion pill is a no no, put if I quickly become a police officer, then shout "stop resisting" and shoot myself through the belly, then I should be fine, no?
The same general group of people are pushing court cases to overturn the approval of the abortion pill and to bust gun control wide open. See constitutional carry (total misnomer).