The thing about these "permanent erections" is that they're only permanent because you don't live long enough after the spider bite for it to go down.
A more accurate description would be "Terminal Erection"
I've heard that it's not super uncommon to find foreign spiders in supermarket produce. I'm not sure about the erection-inducing kind though. (I guess they're not sending their best...)
Move over, Viagra — this spider's boner-inducing venom could treat people let down by the blue pill https://www.livescience.com/health/medicine-drugs/move-over-viagra-this-spiders-boner-inducing-venom-could-treat-people-let-down-by-the-blue-pill
The researchers are testing a new drug derived from the venom of the Brazilian wandering spider (Phoneutria nigriventer), also called the banana spider because it is sometimes accidentally exported in banana shipments. It is one of the most toxic species of spiders in the world.
Among other symptoms — including increased blood pressure, nausea, abdominal cramps and convulsions — this spider's bite can cause a "prolonged and painful erection, which can lead to necrosis of the penis," meaning death of its tissues
Sounds fun
DEPLOY THE ETERNAL BONER ARACHNIDS
What are the symptoms if one of these bites a woman?
The same as a man, she would get an erection, (that happens to the clitoris when a woman is aroused) then she would promptly die.
Your school system failed you if you don’t know that women’s genitalia swell up with blood just like men’s do when aroused.
"PERMANENT ERECTION."
Ghost penis
Sounds like a whole category of erotica fiction
Among "bananas" 😏
