That cart was a friend. *Exits Room.*
Returns a few episodes later with freshly shaved and plucked eyebrows.
Ugh, I knew there was someone I was forgetting!
I was straining to think of another minor TNG character, and then I noticed - Guinan!
When I see people like that .... I usually turn around and drive to the next town
This one is accurate.
Has a personal entourage who would die to return his cart.
I can live with that.
🥃
I've never seen this, but it's hilarious.
Is that why she's so scrawny? Imposed childhood anorexia?
The cart returns itself, of course.
Dude holy shit
Sorry who is that again
One of many one-shot ensigns to appear on the show, though this one (Diedrich Bader) happened to get famous.
Best one here
Punctures a tire and blames the ruling liberal party of the planet
Claims he attempted to return the cart and wants praise for the effort
I can hear the harrumph of judgement.
Returns his cart, for the 100th time. Nobody notices.
Harry should just make his own participation trophy. No one even cares enough to think about stupid boring Harry.
Aw I actually love Harry. He's a nice balance against the egotists that make up most of the crew. Bright, even-keeled, reliable, funny, and willing to humor people like Tom Paris who is pretty much an unrestrained toddler. Dude should've been at least a full lieutenant by the time Voyager got home.
#JusticeForHarry
The only motivation she has to return the cart is that she finished her shopping and forgot to buy six cases of a cheap off brand coffee that is on sale at the Costco she just left.
edit: ok, i'm sorry that i only noticed the typo 12 hours later. i'll fix it when i get home, i promise!
Makes you look stupid for not returning yours
Oooh, sorry. The one for Yar is incorrect.
"Dies walking over a strip of tar while returning the cart"
Dam Spoilers dude. The episode just aired on April 25, 1988.
Give us some time to watch it.
Sorry, my dude, I can't believe I forgot to Spoiler tag something so plot critical!
Holy shit. 1988? Man, I don't remember it being that early. I guess that explains the quality of the first couple seasons.
The one for Yar is incorrect.
“Incorrect.”
Yes, the bit would definitely be enhanced by being overt references to the events of the show, and not references to the personalities displayed by the characters.
Thank you so much for the note.
I wish
In this Very Special Episode, Wesley experiments with cart-play...
The other cart:
bump
PUT IT BACK!
thump
STOP IT
jam
I AM WARNING YOU MISTER!
rattles crooked wheel
Of course Lwuxana doesn't return the cart. That's Mr. Homm's job.
Returns the cart and is quite pleased with herself for having completed a human social contract ritual, even though she finds it inefficient and tedious.
Lore: Reprogrammed Data to return all the carts to the wrong store. In a parking lot 20 miles away.
Dr. Pulaski is also worried about the day carts are given AI to return themselves.
Quark: returns the shopping trolley, but only to get the coin deposit back
Quark is why shopping carts have those wheel locks.
Tamarians have always used curbside pickup and have no idea what a cart is.
fuck cars
some people are just allergic to fun
