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Can't we all just get along?
  • Sure it is. It may be flashier, have a larger budget, and largely miss the spirit of the series at that time... I had a point here somewhere.

    Eh, pick and choose what bits you enjoy.

  • Can't we all just get along?
  • A bit conflicted, I imagine.

  • Can't we all just get along?

    Inspired by gregorum's post concerning issues with startrek.website, which is ironic as lemmy.world is a bit glitchy right now and isn't letting me upload and had to use my alt here.

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    He would never miss a grand opening
  • Guinan: Morn. First of all, your tab is clear, but only because of that thing you did for me on Risa. Second, how the hell did you get here so quick? I just opened this place!

    Meanwhile...

  • Lemme show you the Riker Maneuver, baby
  • Now, here's the twist, and there is a twist.

    We show it.

    We show all of it.

    Because what's the one major thing missing from all sci-fi these days, guys?

    Full penetration.

    Guys, we're going to show full penetration, and we're going to show a lot of it.

    I mean, we're talking, you know, graphic scenes of Riker really going to town on this hot, young engineer.

    From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl - all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones.

    And then he explores again.

    He's out scanning for life forms.

    Then he's back to the warp core for some more full penetration.

    Explores, back to the core, full penetration.

    Explore, penetration, explore, full penetration, explore, penetration...

    And this goes on and on, and back and forth for 40 or so minutes until the episode just sort of ends.

  • New community but some habits die hard
  • Oh great. He's staring at me again.

  • Yes, Ten Forward is here!
  • Ah, the 'ole Janeway method.

  • Team Fauxlivia or Team Smiley?
  • As much as the show pivoted from season to season, they still managed to wrangle it into a fun series. Totally worth it for

    spoiler

    that moment in season 4 s5e4 "The Bullet That Saved The World" when they unleash a bunch of the captured experiments for that break in!

  • Team Fauxlivia or Team Smiley?
  • There's a salve for that. I'll have Astro get it for you.

  • Riker is up for anything
  • More specifically, Weird Al's parody "I think I'm a Clone Now"

  • Team Fauxlivia or Team Smiley?
  • Charlie aka Krinn the Vulcan Gangster constantly being reminded of the spiders in his blood.

  • Forklift Certified Magical Girl Rule
  • Worked with a guy who could pick up a dime with one of the forks. About the only thing he could do with precision, but still impressive.

  • Riker is up for anything
  • Isn't it strange?

    Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror

    What would people say if only they knew that I was

    Part of some transporter tech's plan

    Born to be a carbon copy man

    There on a transport pad late one night

    They took a buffer pattern, sent it, did it all again and so I say

    I think I'm a clone now

    There's always two of me just a-hangin' around

    I think I'm a clone now

    'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

  • Way to go, Paris.
  • A slightly less abusive relationship.

  • Ferengi Whispers
  • He left this comm some weeks ago, but it wasn't apparent why til recently.

  • Cheers to a new cycle!

    Posting now for those who have to go down early/what have you. In the image is my go to toast and may it hold true for you all in the coming year!

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    Lower Decks: Ladies Night

    Bouncing off of Blackout and Flying Squid.

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    On the twelfth day of Trek-mas,

    Merry Trek-mas to you all! Thanks so much for all of your help, participation, and creative contributions. Let's do this again next year! Comment some new categories or any formatting suggestions for Trek-mas 2024.

    !

    1 ummthatguy - "An O'Brien in agony"

    2 negativenull - "Two ejected warp cores"

    3 The Picard Maneuver - "Three French Captains"

    4 negativenull - "Four phasers phasing"

    5 negativenull - "Five latinum bars"

    6 ummthatguy - "Six Vulcan Mind-melds"

    7 teft - "Seven Jeffrey Combs"

    8 negativenull - "Eight Janeway coffees"

    9 negativenull - "Nine redshirts dying"

    10 ummthatguy- "Ten humanoid aliens"

    11 ummthatguy- "Eleven Rikers Riking"

    12 teft - "Twelve cloaking warbirds"

    May O'Brien suffer for us all into the new year!

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    On the eleventh day of Trek-mas,

    SUBMIT ENTRIES FOR DAY 12 HERE!

    "TWELVE CLOAKING WARBIRDS"

    !

    Claim a spot by submitting your meme the day/post prior (ie - post meme for day 12 on day 11). In the event of multiple submissions, most upvoted by day's end takes it. Tie breaker based on my poor taste.

    1 ummthatguy - "An O'Brien in agony"

    2 negativenull - "Two ejected warp cores"

    3 The Picard Maneuver - "Three French Captains"

    4 negativenull - "Four phasers phasing"

    5 negativenull - "Five latinum bars"

    6 ummthatguy - "Six Vulcan Mind-melds"

    7 teft - "Seven Jeffrey Combs"

    8 negativenull - "Eight Janeway coffees"

    9 negativenull - "Nine redshirts dying"

    10 ummthatguy- "Ten humanoid aliens"

    11 ummthatguy- "Eleven Rikers Riking"

    12 "Twelve cloaking warbirds"

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    On the tenth day of Trek-mas,

    SUBMIT ENTRIES FOR DAY 11 HERE!

    "ELEVEN RIKERS RIKING"

    !

    Claim a spot by submitting your meme the day/post prior (ie - post meme for day 11 on day 10). In the event of multiple submissions, most upvoted by day's end takes it. Tie breaker based on my poor taste.

    1 ummthatguy - "An O'Brien in agony"

    2 negativenull - "Two ejected warp cores"

    3 The Picard Maneuver - "Three French Captains"

    4 negativenull - "Four phasers phasing"

    5 negativenull - "Five latinum bars"

    6 ummthatguy - "Six Vulcan Mind-melds"

    7 teft - "Seven Jeffrey Combs"

    8 negativenull - "Eight Janeway coffees"

    9 negativenull - "Nine redshirts dying"

    10 ummthatguy- "Ten humanoid aliens"

    11 "Eleven Rikers Riking"

    12 "Twelve cloaking warbirds"

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    On the fifth day of Trek-mas,

    SUBMIT ENTRIES FOR DAY 6 HERE! "SIX VULCAN MIND MELDS"

    !

    Claim a spot by submitting your meme the day/post prior (ie - post meme for day 6 on day 5). In the event of multiple submissions, most upvoted by day's end takes it. Tie breaker based on my poor taste.

    1 ummthatguy - "An O'Brien in agony"

    2 negativenull - "Two ejected warp cores"

    3 The Picard Maneuver - "Three French Captains"

    4 negativenull - "Four phasers phasing"

    5 negativenull - "Five latinum bars"

    6 "Six Vulcan Mind-melds"

    7 "Seven Jeffrey Combs"

    8 "Eight Janeway coffees"

    9 "Nine redshirts dying"

    10 "Ten humanoid aliens"

    11 "Eleven Rikers Riking"

    12 "Twelve cloaking warbirds"

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