Alarm in 3 hours 46 minutes 💀

The files are in the computer!

Remember, if you use xshitter in any way, even to follow your favorite progressive celebrities and complain about the platform and write mean tweets about Elon, you are validating the platform. You are putting money in his pocket so that he can continue to donate $45 million per month to conservative superPACs.

CS_siege was great with the apc. Load up your teammates and drive them all off the cliff lol.

Trilithuim crystals you say? Well, the Prime Directive is more of a guideline than an actual rule ...

It's not a bug, it's a feature!

Factorioh my god it's 2 a.m. I have work tomorrow

Mushroom mushroom

If Triton is a fish, why does he have nipples?

Sir, a second scientist has questioned the ethics of cloning extinct animals for a theme park.

Sir, a second scientist has questioned the ethics of cloning dinosaurs

"Your sound card works perfectly"

Whiterun guard would like to know your location

Your fingers would remember their old strength better, if they grasped your AWP.

Followers must be convinced that they can overwhelm the enemies. Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.

Nah, judging by that rumpled raincoat, it looks like he lives in his car.

"You'll be shot for this!"

"Nah, I don't think so. More like chewed out. I've been chewed put before."

"Until we meet again!" deploys golden parachute

We need a spinoff of Q just fucking with Jellico all day.

BGM Type:

☐ Arrangement

☑ Original