I'm in a filthy gas station bathroom stall right now. I feel like that's a pretty good excuse.
26 2 ReplyYou're in a filthy gas station bathroom, relaxed and comfortable enough to be browsing memes on your phone
25 0 ReplyDoesn't mean I wanna put my hands on the ground lol.
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Ok, there is ONE excuse.
12 1 Reply🤣
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Ok but I gotta finish poppin' first
12 0 Reply7 0 ReplyI just assume everyone on Lemmy is also on the can. It's anyone not??
7 0 ReplyIf by 'can' you mean 'place where shit goes' and by 'place where shit goes' you mean 'work', then yes.
3 0 ReplyCurrently on the toilet, having a pre-workout poop. It feels like Lemmy is watching me.
I was going to just do cardio, but I guess I'll add 20 push-ups at the end... I'm now too scared not to
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pop pop goes the weasel, the weasel pop goes the weasel cuz the weasel goes pop
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Okay fine, geez. Everybody trying to get me working out.
There.
12 0 ReplyAnd cut down on the pancakes
11 1 ReplyOr don’t and just do
~100 calories for a medium pancake
~0.36 calories per pushup(all of this is googled and blindly trusted)
=277 pushups per pancake.
Totally worth it!
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You know what?
I’ll compromise. Only 10 pushups now, but I’ll do another 10 every hour for the rest of the day. Deal???
10 0 ReplyDeal 🤝
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You caught me just as I was getting ready to workout. So I tacked on 30 push-ups to the end of my 30 mins of cardio. I hope you're happy, cause I'm exhausted
10 0 ReplyGlad to help! Lol
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I layed 30 CAT5e cables today, all at different locations, 450m of cable total... you really think I'm gonna get out of my sofa for pushups?
8 1 ReplyUhh yeah? Don’t you see the picture? The buff doge would like you to…
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And done.
6 0 ReplyI'm using the bathroom right now, have only gotten 3 hours of sleep at most, and am browsing Lemmy so that I don't get a panic attack over potentially not having my medication for two weeks...
7 1 ReplyO7
6 0 ReplyHaha good one, great meme.
6 0 ReplyTwo slipped discs. Not happening.
5 0 ReplyI did twenty half pushups. I had to get out of bed and now my heart beats like it's freaking alive. I hope you are satisfied.
5 0 ReplyYes, very.
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But I already worked out today and my arms hurt 😵 you want me to over do it???
4 0 ReplyYes
2 1 ReplyI did 21 cause you can't tell me what to do.
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Actually I sprained my pec minor sorry
4 0 Replyk done now what
3 0 ReplyToo crippled to get on the ground. Doctor’s note and everything.
3 0 ReplyToo drunk for this shit.
3 0 ReplySign up for this - great cause and you feel amazing afterwards! https://www.thepushupchallenge.com.au/
3 0 ReplyDamn, I guess it's only fair
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I'm in a car my gamer
2 0 ReplyI'm sick but I will do it when I recover. Need to get started with exercise again.
2 0 ReplyNo can do. My left arm is broke.
2 0 ReplyExcuses! Your right arm is perfectly fine
2 0 ReplyI'm a lefty. That was my strong arm 💪
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I dont take orders from people who wear crosses, soeey doge
1 0 ReplyI'm lazy. Should be a good excuse.
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