Me: "There should be a Boy Scouts for adults."
Me, 3 seconds later: "Oh yeah. Military..."
39 0 ReplyI just want a NOLS type thing for adults instead of just teens.
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Question: are potatoes a vegetable. If so, do I get that badge if I eat French fries?
10 0 Replyculinary terms are pretty arbitrary but when a dietician extolls eating vegetables they're not talking about starches like potatoes and corn
7 1 ReplySo you’re saying that potatoes aren’t really a vegetable, so it’s a bit of a starch to count them as such in your diet?
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Yes. Approved by me.
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Would actually be down to have these on a denim jacket or something
9 0 ReplyBe the change you want to see
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We don't need no stinking badges!
(Just in case: not hate, just a possibly obscure reference)
6 0 ReplyThe Treasure of the Sierra Madre or Blazing Saddles?
1 0 ReplyYep, Treasure of the Sierra Madre.
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These unlock the trophy hunter in me.
5 0 ReplyIf somebody actually wants merit badges, the Rebel Badge Club exists.
5 0 ReplyThis is what video game achievements are for. They give adults the feedback life usually doesn't give.
5 0 ReplyWell this is depressing AF. I think I need to pay my bills now and do other mind-numbingly boring and mundane tasks.
4 0 ReplyI would enjoy shows a lot more if I could stop at just 1 episode.
4 0 ReplyI'd never get that Netflix badge.
4 0 ReplyI will get the bottom left and right badges one day, I swear.
3 0 ReplyVery good meme! I likey very much.
2 0 ReplyThe "ate a vegetable" is more of a kids badge, though. Adults generally like vegetables more than kids and choose to eat them more often.
I feel like this was made by some 'murican whale that only eats fast food and drinks soda.
5 9 ReplyI'm an adult, I'm not American, I don't only eat fast food or only drink soda, but I do hate vegetables.
2 0 ReplySame, am whale. Plankton ftw.
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