Probably guzzling water and planning to go for a run in the morning

11th beer

Geez you're game, you want to go running the morning after? I think if I tried that they'd eventually find my body by following the vomit trail.

Do you not get drunk enough for irrational optimism often? I don't drink much anymore, but I was fully convinced I would get up and do something like work out, mow the lawns etc many times.
- Closing out the 12 pack: I'm gonna change the world! Next morning: turn off the sun

i'll be two hours older, and two hours wiser.

I do not drink, but if we can swap this for 10 bowls from now: Shredding a slab of slow cooker pork and playing 64man 2fort in TF2.

Edit: Alright well it's been 7ish but the pulled pork is delicious and I've been burning up spy's in sewers so I guess it all worked out.

Bed if I'm lucky

Yours or someone elses?
- My bed also being my girlfriend's bed, I'll answer with... Both?

I would literally die, I already got drunk at dragoncon tonight, 10 more beers and I die

Relax, they’re small cans of light beer. It’s like 4 actual beers, tops.

Smoking cigarettes non stop and smashing the mirrors off my car.

After 10 Sternie or 10 Modello? And why, why would you smash the mirrors?
- Both questions can be answered with 10 Sternis

not a beer guy, give me 10 shots 🤙 I like sour beers though

Oh so you're the one...

My only beers right now are tripels, so I see myself being asleep.

Mmm monks know beer

Laughing way too hard at my own burps.

I had 10-ish beers yesterday and I can tell you now: no amount of anything would have granted me the ability to run at this point in time. I actually did consider it yesterday, but that was a completely unrealistic idea. More water earlier on the evening would've helped tho.

Celebrating Christmas. That's how long it takes me to get through 10 beers. I don't drink a lot.

10 of those, my plan would be 10 more.

If that's 10 in one night, hopefully bed for sure, the alternative is on the floor.

Once as a student I was like 10-11 drinks in after 2 hours (roughly 210ml vodka and 250ml rum), ended up puking several times in public and blacking out... luckily my friends (who weren't sure if I'd died) got me home safely and I woke up 6 hours later. Safe to say I'm not binge drinking again.