Republican Presidential Candidates Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate
Republican Presidential Candidates Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate
MILWAUKEE—Lining up in the hallway dressed in hospital gowns, Republican presidential candidates underwent mandatory genital checks ahead of their first debate Wednesday. “Please state your name, date of birth, and gender,” said the Republican National Committee’s staff physician, who then put on gl...
Either I have brain rot or have become really jaded to the republican anti-trans agenda (probably both). I fell for the title for about a second.
Onion had been on fire recently.
I love The Onion.
This would be a strong entry for a "Onion or not?" drinking game
I had to squint hard to see if this was nottheonion
It's obviously the onion. Republicans only care about your genitals, not theirs.
I heard they don't even wash theirs.
They care about their own genitals too. All wankers do.
Republican Presidential Debate Moderators Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate
You’d have to squint hard to see his dick.
@seahorse That is fucking hilarious. Hope the boy’s turtle doesn’t go back into its shell
I WAS IN THE POOL!!!
Am I reading the title right?
Edit: got woooshed but I wouldn't be surprised if it were true. 😅🤣
just a little package check on the way in, nothing to worry about
Just one grope, as a treat.
And when you're famous, they'll let you!
grope the grapes.. that's what they say in Italy.. i made that up..