It happened at night, though, so no one noticed.
I don’t understand, how can the turtle do this? Is it because the elephants are dancing? Won’t they fall off??!
That's just globalist propaganda. We all know the Sun is the one that moves because it's hanging from the ceiling!
(And just because I couldn't make something so stupid that made it clear, \s - but hey, it was hard to make even this.)
This is what happens, when global warming lights the turtle on fire.
Fuck and I thought it was just the new administration.......
I'm so old, I remember that this happened before. It will go over, don't worry. I'm not affected because I live in Europe but I remember that the Americans recovered quite quickly from this.
Wait what's this? Europeans are supposed to always say derogatory things about Americans. ;)
not quite, Americans are Europeans as well... Just ancient.
/jk
It's because we have Clark Kent. He spun it around real quick for us.
Happens literally everyday. Wth are the devs doing?
They're lucky my ritual sacrifice works to make it rise again I'll tell you that
DID I HEAR A BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD?
Ha ha onion go funny
Not again!
They can't keep getting away with it!
The terminator has passed over North America, illuminating the entire continent in the eerie light of a thermonuclear explosion. People report suffering radiation burns from unshielded exposure.
And I still have to go to work tomorrow. SMH
Hello darkness, my old friend.
That is technically true, which is the best kind of true.
Ah, I see it's that time of the day again
The sun truly is setting in the west.
Here I thought the onion was satire....
Lord protect us all from the darkness within the darkness. Thoughts and prayers! 🙏
Thots and nyas? Hell yeah!
Hold me.
Big spoon, or little?
Yes.
This is just a metaphor for Trump's election.
Thank God South America will be ok at least!
This is what sarcasm had become. I mean i expulsés some air through my lips so I'm rolling on the floor laughing rn.
But I long for the times where the undertone for sarcasm was 'no way that could happen' instead of 'it literally happens every day'.
