They're coming

Hey, I posted a shitpost and laughed at people getting angry because I mixed up the FBI and the CIA

The goonmaxxening is soon upon us

Y'all are downloading Lemmy?

👀

_I _just _use _the _web _UI

Sync for Lemmy >>>>
Yea, be t does it have gestures? Swipe left for reply on anothers comment or swipe right for upvote?
- I hate gestures
  
  "Oh is that a speck of dust on my screen, let me wipe it real quick"
  
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  "NOOOOOO 😭"

You wouldn't download a Lemmy

I use Lemmy for porn, niche interests, memes, and anonymous political discussion. I can't put it anymore bluntly than that 🥸

What porn is on lemmy? Asking for a friend.
- Not enough. At least for male/gay stuff. /foreskin is basically on life support, for example. I picked that one community completely at random.
  
  ...
  
  Stop looking at me like that. I have needs, okay?
- It's over on its own Instance at Lemmy.nsfw
  
  I can't speak for quantity or quality, but that's where it is.
What niche interests do you have in common with at least one other lemmy user?
- Clop 👍

I downloaded Lemmy because social media fulfills some social needs, and it's a nicer place than Reddit. And I avoid Twitter and Facebook like I do hipster singles bars.

Even facebooks gotten way worse of late, no matter how much I block, hide and say "Show me less of this content" every day or so its like "are you SURE you dont want to see jokes about how woke culture is to blame for everything?"

"I'm downloading Duolingo so I can speak Russian with Kinahan's drug cartel members or other gangsters, lol"

If this is about the NSFW Reddit ban, it seems it was a program who's "go" button got pushed too early, and most if not all the NSFW subs which got the hammer have had their access restored.

....what was the program supposed to do Carl?

WHAT WAS IT SUPPOSED TO DO!?
- It seems like auto ban unmoderated subs, but a glitch caused it to ban a ton erroneously.
Yeah, they totally "by accident" deleted most NSFW subs. They totally weren't testing the waters to turn their site into more of a corporate, lifeless bland of "neutral" bullshit just for advertisers.
- Crazy how they accidentally banned all the subs the Christofascists want banned by pure coincidence.
- "accidentally" called them Unmoderated

Why is this woman in a Rosetta Stone commercial talking about Duolingo

Because it was an SNL sketch about duolingo and the person who created this image macro fucked up the text
- It was Rosetta Stone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctDjnG8J9cY
- Also this is lemmyshitposts so can't be too high quality

Pls god let instance muting be a thing. The gooners I cannot.

Also op, you missed an obvious pun and I am disappointed.

you can block instances pretty easily
- I want to just mute the communities from showing up in my feed. I don't particularly want to see booba but I usually don't mind seeing their comments elsewhere and modding purposes. Right now I have to block them manually and it gets annoying.

Gooners make the internet go round

(Rapid squelching noises)