One of my chickens laid a huge egg.

Is your chicken's name Sheila by any chance?

So you sell them and buy a house?

Yo, that's like $700.00 worth of eggs right there.

Checkmate tariffs.

That's a raptor egg. Somehow uhh... Life finds a way

I have one particular chicken that does this pretty regularly. Long and kind of skinny, often with an odd texture on the end, sometimes with a weird constriction in the middle.

Also, you inspired me to post a pic of a tiny egg I got last week : https://lemmy.world/post/24677253

This is from a full grown 2.5 year old chicken that typically lays "normal" eggs... not sure why she laid one tiny one randomly.

I used to go to this bar and grill that had soft boiled quail eggs wrapped in bacon on a skewer. Looked about that size, maybe even smaller. Now I’m hungry.
Did I start a thing? Is this going to be Lemmy's version of the safe?
- This is such an upgrade. Let the torrent of wonky egg posts carry me away.
- Not as long as you deliver.
  
  That's a double yolk at least. Maybe even a triple if that's possible.
- I support it!

I think I would've been OK if the girth matches the length but......why is it just lonk

Eggshells are a little softer before they come out. Poor dear had to squeeze extra contents through her same cloaca.
- Cloaca so tight it gives long eggs

I bet there’s an egg in the egg

Seriously, I bet it's a double yolk though.
Use a stronger egg. Put water in it. Put an egg in it. Have a baby on land, in the egg, in the egg. Baby in the water, on land, in the egg, in water, in the egg.
- We could make a religion out of this
Does that happen? I've heard of double yolks but not nested eggs. This is our first year with the girls so first I'm seeing this.

I did get an egg with no shell once, just the thin membrane. Didn't take a picture tho.
- It happens, as documented in this classic video
- It can happen sometimes. Also if they got a weak/no shell then u should mix some eggshell in their food or that additive stuff that's basically just small mineral rich rocks to help em get enough to make a proper shell.