If shit is present tense, and shat is past tense, is there no future tense of the word shit?
If shit is present tense, and shat is past tense, is there no future tense of the word shit?
And if not, well we need to resolve this fecal inconsistency immediately!
Similar to many verbs that need an object, you add "will" to the present tense.
He will run. She will jump. You will shit.
Will, shall, are going to
In English simple future operates as a mode not a tense.
i wonder what the next question WILL BE ?
Allow me to digest this information to prepare for the fecal exam tomorrow...
English doesn’t have a proper future tense. We talk about the future by using words like “will” or “going to”
Foreshit.
Or fortshit, for those who don’t eat enough fiber.
Ah, a pro golfer I see, good one!
will is future tense
I'll is the conjugation of I + Will
So Shit + Will = Shill?
(Is that why Shills are always full of shit?
I don’t think “I’ll” is a conjugation but rather a contraction.
I think we have a winner! Time to update the Oxford Dictionary...
Most things don't have a real future tense
Most? Can you name anything that does?
Shil't?
Shit'n't've
Shallt
Shought?
Shight?
Shot.
You know there are more than three tenses in the English language, I hope?
Or there’s always “by this time tomorrow, I will have shitted”
I feel like that should be "will have shat"
Actually, "have" takes the past participle so it's "will have shitten".
The word you're searching for is "life".
