A man in Moscow buys a newspaper...
A man in Moscow buys a newspaper...
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If he's only looking at the front page, why is he even buying the newspaper? Can't he see it just by walking in front of the place?
99 3 ReplyYou're right. Let's go home folks, the joke is over.
157 1 ReplyWait, I demand a refund for the joke.
43 0 ReplyYou didn't even buy it. You just walked past.
20 0 ReplyBro did you even unfold the joke lmao
5 0 ReplyThe joke I am looking for won't need to be
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Well, it's better to burn out than to fade away.
3 0 ReplyThe joke would have worked if he just went and looked at the front page but never bought the paper. No reason to have such a dumb oversight, it makes the joke worse.
1 0 ReplySee, the West even wants jokes more efficient.
No, no, you have to know, they don't understand our rebellion by working to rule - let the seller snap, not us...
...but, Ockam's Razor...
It's hopeless.
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I think the joke would make more sense if the guy picked up the newspaper, unfolded it to see the entire front page, and then put it back and never bought it, day after day. The seller would still get mad because the guy never buys it, he only looks at the front page headline.
38 0 ReplyMaybe in Soviet era Russia, it is implied that you must purchase the newspaper before you unfold it?
8 0 ReplyIn Soviet Russia, the newspaper unfolds YOU.
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I think it's funnier as is personally. doesn't make sense but it's still funny
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That's like stealing!
38 0 ReplyYou wouldn't download a newspaper!
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He is just veing nice to the seller and actually giving him business.
18 0 Reply"veing"
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For a year, the man just looks at the front page without buying the newspaper.
Why does he never die? the man asks. I bet it's because I don't buy the paper. If I buy the paper, then the man will die sooner.
So the man starts buying the paper.
14 0 ReplyComedians hate this simple trick!
8 0 Replytake it easy
7 1 ReplyNot in Soviet Russia apparently.
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