So 412 is the limit. Good to know.
69 1 Reply412... and a half?
15 0 ReplyI wouldn't push it. Wait for half an hour if you're still hungry.
8 0 ReplyThen you would be half paralysed.
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27 0 Replyya know some things just are better not being fact checked, don't ruin the vibe
12 5 ReplyOh no, we ruined cum.
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So the limit is actually more than 413?
3 0 ReplyYes.
My doctor recommended a pre-emptive supository for the inevitable constipation tho.
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Are you proud of yourself? You ruined it.
I hope you step on a lego every time you get out of bed. Twice. For the rest of your life.
6 8 ReplyThere are plenty other wacko ways people got themselves in the hospital if that's your kink. The one with the girl that overdosed on gummies because she wanted spicy food was fun.
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How does that work?
17 0 ReplyYou just eat 412 and instead of stopping, you have one more.
17 0 ReplyNo, like, what kind of sauce?
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Thoughts and prayers. Mostly thoughts, with a few prayers here and there.
7 0 ReplyI think we finally figure out how to not poop for three days
5 0 ReplyA true historical reference
4 0 ReplyI mean, it is shit posting
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Oh that's easy. Eat a lot of corn, but eat it like a duck
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Steven Segal?
5 0 ReplyHey Siri, what's the LD50 for chicken nuggets?
4 0 ReplyAmazing
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This number will never not haunt me, for better and for worse.
4 0 Reply413 is amateur hour.
3 0 ReplyTonight I feel like eating 413 chicken nuggets
3 0 ReplyOr at least one for each electoral vote.
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