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We are peers
  • I have a slightly different experience. I worked in IT in my job before this one and I could totally fix my own problem except they have my workstation locked down behind software restrictions, firewalls and admin access that I'm not granted so that I can't perform the fairly simple fix.

    So instead, I call support, wait 20 minutes on hold, and get tier 1 support. I explain the issue and all of the steps I've already taken and what actually needs to be done, and that I only need them to do it simply because they have admin access and I don't. They then tell me, step by step, to do everything that I already said I had done while they mouth breathe at me on the phone. Then, when those things shockingly don't fix the problem when done all over again a second time, they escalate it to teir 2 and tell me I will get a call back.

    So I sit on my thumb for 30 minutes to several hours. Then get a call back from a nerd who recognizes a fellow nerd as I explain literally everything all over again (because teir 1's notes are a single 5 word sentence like "user says the thing broke") and says "oh, yeah, you're right. We just need to do that. Here let me remote in and do that real quick. Done." And now my problem is fixed. Thanks, Austin, you're the best. Please can I have your direct line for the future, so I can skip this other nonsense? No? I get it, but damn.

  • Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost
  • I'm gonna make some tooth brushes in two marginally different styles and sell one in rainbow and various LGBT flag patterns for the left and sell the other in camo, thin blue line flag and gun metal grey patterns for the right. Market the hell out of both of them based solely on being ideologically polarized to those each side hates. Milk everyone on both sides of their cash. And when they finally inevitably find out that they're both produced by the same company, I'll gamify it, posting weekly sales totals for each line and promising 20% of the profits at the end of the year get donated the a non-profit supported by the winning side. Let them fight each other by paying me. Also, no matter how overwhelming one side was actually winning, my posts would always indicate that it is a really close race, so that if just a few more people bought them, it might make a big difference.

    That's all bullshit, I'd never do that because I'm not evil. But dozens of Libertarian sociopaths are taking notes right now.

  • Speculative fiction
  • Yeah, it came back from hiatus after George Floyd was killed and the police were attacking protestors, particularly the NYPD. They (rightfully) thought it would be in bad taste to make more copoganda at that time.

  • Speculative fiction
  • If you just watch it as if this is the one precinct in all of New York with good cops thanks to the command of a fundamentally progressive but strong leader like Holt, you can maintain both your indictment of the greater NYPD and police in general while also seeing how progressive reforms and leadership can actually make a change for the positive in your community. There's nothing fundamentally wrong with the law, with enforcing said law or with those who chose to enforce it, so long as law enforcement is held to account and not allowed to be overwhelmed with violent conservatives with authoritarian boners.

  • Trump Camp Is Planning to ‘Willie Horton’ Kamala Harris
  • Oh shit. I just realized something that is 1000% percent coming if she wins the election. They're going to sue to deligitimize the election when Kamala Harris as VP oversees the confirmation of the electors that she, Kamala Harris the President Elect, received becuase it "clearly biased/fraudulent/illegal" to perform her duties as VP to confirm her own election. I have zero doubt in my mind that this will happen.

  • Why we build.
  • Just had a weird thought about all the work that goes into cutting, moving and laying each and every stone of the pyramids. It's already so much work for the whole thing that it doesn't even compute. But it's also a ton of work just for one stone before scaling it up to the whole thing. After all that work, they laid the very first one and then had to consider how many more were to be laid after that. Some guy definitely wanted to die right there.