Astronomers Found Something Cold and Wet Near Uranus
Astronomers Found Something Cold and Wet Near Uranus
The icy moon Miranda is the latest satellite in our solar system to spark hope in the search for life beyond Earth.
I'm not a 12 yo boy, I'm not a 12 yo boy, I'm not a 12 yo boy
Don't worry, the scientific community is working on getting it renamed to solve exactly this problem.
It's going to be called "urectum".
Relax friend. You are safe. That was a long time ago and Father McCoy is not around anymore.
pfft BWA-HAHAHAHHHAA
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
None of us are (hopefully). Doesn't make the joke any less funny to our 12 year old senses of humour.
Maybe it just got a kiss from Neptune
Is that the Roman version of Poseidon’s kiss?
Heh. Asstronomers.
eh. As no mer s: H-eh. As-stro-no-me-r-s.
Am I doing it right?
Shouldn't they be looking at the night sky, though?
not my anus
And that’s to say nothing of Uranus’ moons, of which there are nearly 30.
Damn. Surprised that many can last that long and not destroy each other.
The gas Giants are huge, like really really huge. Jupiter and Saturn have more than that. The rings from Saturn are probably from moons, but not necessarily colliding, but getting close enough to the planet to reach the Roche Limit.
These moons will destroy uranus
thats very poor choice of words
thats very
poorexcellent choice of wordsThey knew what they were doing
there was a poll among astronomers whether they should rename uranus, and they almost unanimously decided to keep it that way because it got funding just due to giggles.
In Futurama, they renamed it to Urectum :)
Nah that’s my wife, carry on
Yeah, I felt it
get it? because it sounds like your anus pfhdtfht
