If he's that wacked out on drugs maybe he shouldn't have access to guns.

Shouldn't they be looking at the night sky, though?

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Unless that story begins at Taco Bell.

It's clearly not his bailiwick.

You mean like an F16? That's awesome but I don't see how it would keep your bottom any cleaner.

So if I kill someone, not with malice, but with glee then technically it's OK, right?

Book value per share is around $1.50. However, they don't make any profit so the actual value of the company is considerably less. In my opinion, not financial advice.

Famous last words. "What doesn't kill me makes me stronger."

I'd have less of a problem with mentally disabled people if they would stop running for president.

That´s just what a plastic brain would think.

Biden is commander in chief. He can just order them to clean it up.

If he can refrain from saying the N-word I'll be mighty impressed.

Buffalo wings aren't made from real Buffalo, either. Hell, most Buffalo can't even fly.

The cartoonishly large mittens really pull the ensemble together.

Oh, thank God. For a moment I was worried he might turn into a decent human being.

Newpipe doesn't work for anybody right now.

There's at least five good names to call someone you don't like here.

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Or, hear me out, the man is a hypocrite who preaches morality but has no problem using a preteen girl to gratify his sexual desires.

This is what you put on when you want your guests to leave.