Dear Levi’s,
I am writing to inform you that my recent purchase of “Men’s Ribozyme Pant - the only jean that contours to your biology” has spliced my legs off.
In retrospect, I realize I should have been more judicious in my jean selection.
Scientists finally reached their goal of genetically engineering human legs to be extremely bendy, invisible at the knee, and Voltronable at the ankle through even fuzzy socks in 2034.
The first confirmed triple penis is incredible. It's owner is able to establish a love quadrilateral. Indeed a Trenis is quite enjoyable for everyone involved.