Honestly, battered broccoli would probably go hard.
56 1 ReplySliced into planks it's basically tempura
20 1 ReplyI mean if they HAVE to have one, an easy choice is cauliflower. It's a neutral tasting vegetable that can be turned into mashed paste or other forms. It already finds itself in several recipes and uses.
Other than that, I wish more places in the world did fried zucchini
18 3 ReplyI went to a restaurant recently that had fried cauliflower in a sesame sauce or something. It was pretty good and I normally don’t like cauliflower.
8 1 ReplyCannot disagree more.
I love all sorts of veg, but cauliflower has a very distinct earthy taste that cuts through anything.
Its not neutral. Its depression incarnate.
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There's a store near me that sells it, and hell yes, throw them in an air fryer and dip em in a spicy sauce. 🤩
13 0 ReplyHonestly charcoal broccoli with salt and cumin is amazing and people love it at my bbqs
12 1 ReplyThat sounds so delicious!
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A friend of mine slices up and fries the broccoli stalks and swears they're as good as bamboo shoots in a stir fry.
8 0 ReplyThey are.
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Veggie tempura. So yes
8 1 ReplyBaked broccoli is amazing. Toss it in some olive oil and salt and pepper and then roast at 400F until the “leaves” start to char.
If you can do this in a wood fired oven, even better
6 1 ReplyGo hard into the bin, alongside my Dad's infamous Boxing Day sprout stir fry.
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Mushy peas did at least start out as a vegetable.
36 1 ReplyAllegedly. That's before they submerged them in melted green crayon.
14 0 ReplyOh right, I forgot those exist.
Why don't they count as veg?
Also, if you want to sell birroa tacos, do you have to serve with carrots now? If you sell hot dogs you also have to serve with whole decorative compliance onions?
1 0 ReplyWhy don't they count as veg?
Maybe they're regarded as 'ultra-processed'. Like a lot plant-based meals in supermarkets aren't actually any healthier than the thing they're replacing, because they've had the shit kicked out of them by the industrial process.
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The reason is because the local area has a problem with obesity. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c361zw6j3wgo
Torn between the Daily Fail's love of hating on the poor and it's rather worried headlines on the obesity crisis it chooses to go with the click bait. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-12822721/Is-time-slap-smoking-style-restrictions-junk-food-Sobering-charts-lay-bare-reality-UKs-worsening-obesity-crisis-amid-claim-nations-bulging-waistline-costing-100billion-year-FIVE-times-tobacco.html
23 1 ReplyPotatoes and tomato ketchup. Sorted.
20 0 ReplyOnions are vegetables and would make for awesome onion rings/blooming onions.
20 0 ReplyBut chips are vegetables
16 0 ReplyTbh I have wanted something like this for ages. Is annoying if you want fish and chips and you can't get any fresh veg with it as a palate cleanser.
10 1 ReplyThis is how tempura was invented.
7 1 ReplyThese sad Welsh fucks have never heard of fried pickles
3 2 ReplyOr mushy peas.
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