Donald Trump Promises To Bring Fruitopia Vending Machines Back to Public Schools if Elected in Latest Unhinged Rant
Donald Trump Promises To Bring Fruitopia Vending Machines Back to Public Schools if Elected in Latest Unhinged Rant
Former president Donald Trump told attendees at an outdoor rally that he would bring Fruitopia vending machines back to public schools within the first 100 days of his presidency if elected.
Until this moment I completely forgot about those things
I ate the onion here, just for a moment.
The problem with Dementia Donnie is that this kind of rant is plausible. You didn't eat the onion, the onion is becoming a real news journal.
Same. The problem is all manor of oniony posts sound like a “normal” Trump Tuesday.
Fucking same, had to actually check.
Same. But there actually are movements to get rid of sugary drink vending machines. It has been done in some places, thought he could be referring to that.
Is this really satire if it's indistinguishable from regular news?
I just recall having a soda vending machine in highschool and being told students weren't allowed to use it. This was placed in the lunch room next to where we all sat, not a teacher's lounge.
We had a designated smoking area if you were 18 though.
How long ago was this? 18 year olds smoking must've been 50+ years ago
Was the 90s, before the nationwide ban on smoking in public places and restaurants. Which I think happen very shortly after I graduated... I recall a protest about allowing smoking on campus at college.
Anyhow the highschool I went to wasn't exactly with it. Basically was in the boonies and under the radar of national regulations. I kind of feel like they just let the seniors use the space to avoid conflicts with the aggressively redneck families that populated the area. Same went for all the lifted trucks waving confederate flags, no one was about to start that fight.
Somehow, I also forgot those existed. They were everywhere in the 90s.
Wow, that brings back memories. Discontinued in 2003? I guess we were among the last classes to enjoy its sugary goodness at lunch.
Finally, he floats a policy I can get behind! Add dunkaroos and Sobe and I'm in.
They rebooted dunkaroos, and you can get them on Amazon. Prepare to be disappointed tho. The cookies were not as good, and more importantly not shaped like kangaroos. I'm also guessing OG dunkaroos had a bunch of hydrogenated oil or something in the dip bc the frosting sucked too compared to what I remember. I've thought about getting the chocolate one, but I don't want to be let down again.
Dunkaroos Vanilla Cookies and Vanilla Frosting with Rainbow Sprinkles, 6 ct https://a.co/d/dRh98tf
Honey mustard chicken with bacon and a fruitopia from Quiznos is my nostalgia 90's meal
Next up, opposing candidate promises personal pony identification system for all citizens.
We had a Snapple machine
Whatever happened to Allsport?
That stuff was my jam for wrestling team hydration
What, no Orbitz?
Bring back OK Soda or there's nothing to discuss.