BIGGUS
DICKUS!
77 0 ReplyHe had a wife you know...
54 0 ReplyIncontinentica
Buttocks
24 0 ReplyI love the delivery of that line.
18 0 ReplyDo you want to know what she was called?...
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What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?
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The incantation is Sildenafil
53 0 ReplyIf the spell lasts longer than four hours, you should call your exorcist.
32 0 ReplyThat’s not in universe
Skelegrow in a reverse catheter, on the other hand…
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Cockus Engorgio
48 0 ReplyMassive Deferens
24 0 ReplyIt's cockus engORgio, not engorgioh
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There's no way this isn't a known spell somewhere within the wizarding world. Another example of the shitty education system found in the Harry Potter universe
46 0 ReplyDongus Elongus
45 0 ReplySame volume, just increased length but reduced girth.
11 0 ReplyIt works for me, I can't touch the bottom of a tuna can, but I can blow the sides out of it!
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It's e-lon-GUS, not e-LON-gus.
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Phallus Maximus
The research must continue
42 0 ReplyDon't forget fetus deletus.
These kids really need more supervision.
24 0 Replypharmaceutical engineering:
22 0 ReplyFew master the snake tongue
18 1 ReplyThe dude on the left almost got the right spell:
17 0 ReplyJK Rowling discovered girls in Hogwarts experimenting with this and duly expelled them from the entire series.
17 0 ReplyPhallico Fortifico!
11 0 ReplyExpecto Cialis!
8 0 ReplyAnd the Hogwart's after school Fallomancer Club was born.
(I said I was sad, not that I couldn't still make jokes.)
3 0 ReplyAccio Bum!
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