Glocktopus.
Peace through superior firepower.
32 0 ReplyGlocktopus as 9 freaking brains. Together with his 3 hearts and 8 arms he's unstoppable.
23 0 ReplyAlso a master of camouflage, and is already known to use tools somewhat proficiently. A clear winner
16 0 ReplyYeah but his brains are known to not always coordinate well, even to the point of attacking each other.
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Y'all sleeping on Glockadile. He will see you in a while, and when he does I'd rather he be a friendly.
16 0 ReplyAlso they tend to be fairly bullet proof too. You have to shoot them in this small area on the top of their head to kill em quickly. Otherwise they'll live a while shooting back at you.
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I'm going with Glocktopus. Quantity has a quality all its own.
16 0 ReplyAlso, each arm has its own brain, so it's pretty hard to disable.
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Glockatoo
They're the one I can count on to not give up
15 0 ReplyI'm more concerned about the indestructible glockroach!
14 0 ReplyA new challenger appears...
18 0 ReplyAh fuck, that's more terrifying than I'd imagined!
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The Glocktopus is the easy choice here.
11 0 ReplyIt's not even a choice, bro. Glocktopus for life!
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obviously you gotta go with glocktopus, you can shoot 8 times
you don't pick glocktopus? that's waiting for you in the water, your head goes under? he's there, he's waiting for you, he's not gonna fuck around.
okay class now we gotta get back onto our little cheeky curriculum
10 0 ReplyGlockness Monster *teleports behind you*
"nothing personal, kid"
8 0 Replypersonell*
3 1 ReplyThose that know the meme know that this is the correct spelling.
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Everybody gangsta until the Glizzard shows up.
7 0 ReplyGlock Ness Monster
At least I’ll have a 50/50 chance
7 0 ReplyThe glocktopus is chambered for 8x9x19mm
6 0 ReplyWhat stupidity you must have to choose any other than the glockatoo. All the rest of them are ground dwelling or water critters. What if I want my Lil dude to fly up in the sky to shoot God?
6 0 ReplyGlocktopus and Glockatoo are tied for me.
5 0 ReplyI can imagine a battle between the glocktopus v the Glock ness monster tuning into a conspiracy themed death note parody
5 0 ReplyHollywood? Are you reading this?
1 0 ReplyWriter: ok so this new show is basically death note buuuut L wears a tinfoil hat at all times and is convinced kira is Bigfoot
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I'm going outside the box and taking the Rhiglockeros.
- Large
- Armored
- Shooty and Stabby.
5 0 ReplyThat horn would make for a great M2 mount. I mean a glocktopus would cause great chaos, but a 2.5ton beast with 5cm thick skin coming at you at 50km/h is already scary before adding a ma deuce and 200 rounds of belt fed 50cal.
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Now i kinda miss r/bossfight. There's some pretty cool bosses there
3 0 ReplyGlock Ness Monster because I'm also not real @.@
Also, "Glocktopus" reminds me of the Locktopus from Perfect Dark Zero 😅
2 0 ReplyThese are basically Enter the Gungeon bosses
1 0 ReplyThings the English and the yanks have in common - thinking "loch" and "Glock" end in the same sound 🧐
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