I don't think that I can ever trust joke condoms. Does anyone actually use them?
If you do use them the real punchline to the joke doesn't hit until 9 months later.
What's funny about this is supposedly seniors get it on a lot in retirement homes.
Doubt they use condoms because YOLO I'm going to die soon.
Not sure you can use all four on that last one within the best-before...
This picture is literally 10 years old.
Nah, see when you turn 50 you can only have sex once a year, but you need to get into a time machine and go back to 2014.
I'm kind of annoyed that it goes in a pattern from 4 times a day to 4 times a week then skips over 4 times a month and goes right to 4 times a year (then 1/year).
When I was 18 I got sex once in a blue moon. It wasn't until my late twenties that I had the confidence to start getting a lot of sex.
"Get" is an interesting verb to choose.
What currency is this in?
Why
