Btw this is a parody account
171 0 ReplyBut is it though?
97 1 ReplyIt says (parody) in the name.
This is twitter, because elon lacks reading comprehension, so the rules require parody to be clearly marked.
34 0 ReplyFor parody it would have to be untrue, yes?
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...it didn't even register with me until i read this comment. I didn't even realize something was amiss. FML.
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Not every racist is a police officer...
127 4 Reply... But every police officer is racist!
71 10 Replythatsthejoke.jpg
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Yeah, some of them are prosecutors
56 0 ReplyOr judges
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Keep in mind they usually travel in pairs!
60 0 ReplyAs luck would have it, I've got a similar number of hands
27 0 ReplyWhat rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
Roll over your neighbors dog
19 0 ReplyWho will roll you down the stairs
Confiscate your wares
May even shoot your dog
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One can read, the other one can write
19 0 ReplyOoh, someone’s from a fancy pants big city where the cops went to high school.
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As luck would have it, I’ve got a similar number of anuses.
4 0 ReplyThe recommended number of anuses is one
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Whenever I see something like this I feel I must defend my friend who's a cop.
Before being a cop he was a lifeguard at a beach and my bassist.
Baywatch may tell you differently, but being a lifeguard is a seasonal job, and not a career. The next level of being a lifeguard is becoming a cop, so he did, and he has only beaten one black man so far.
38 0 Reply...in his first week?
28 0 ReplyAs part of the minimum training.
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TIL lifeguards are racist.
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c/selfawarewolves
5 2 ReplyThe handle. It's a satire account
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