An Oxford professor named Hall
Possessed an octagonal ball
The square of its weight
Divided by eight
Was pi times the root of sod all
79 0 ReplyI suppose saying “natural log” invalidates the last limerick - I’ll allow it.
45 1 ReplyIt's common to just use "log" in pure math, since nobody uses the base 10 log.
16 0 ReplyAnd everyone just uses "log" in CS because noone cares about the base.
...if you specifically want the natural one it's ln. ld for binary, base 10 is pretty much unheard of. Such an uneven number.
8 0 ReplyFair. Logs are natural unless otherwise specified. You wouldn't put log(37) if you wanted base 10, you'd do log_10(37).
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Instead of "Is the log" maybe you could say "Is nat-log"?
14 0 ReplyOr just pronounce it "lawn" like all my calculus instructors did
14 0 Reply"is natty log of the cube root of e"
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Oldie but goodie:
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Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH!"waka" didn't gain popularity among people, at least not among any I ever heard about, usually it's angle bracket. I'm quite partial to 'tic' and 'tac'. The rest is standard or at least common, IMO | is pipe and {} braces. * is often called asterisk or star but splat is just better. And # is most definitely not "hashtag". Here's an overview of what's out in the wild.
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Why does "kicking it up a notch" have to entail completely butchering the meter? Actually infuriating.
25 0 ReplySee top comment to kick your fury up a notch.
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Pretty sure this is what an aneurysm feels like.
24 0 ReplyNot a fan of the second one. The first line doesn't have enough syllables and the whole rhyme scheme requires that you mispronounce Z.
20 1 ReplyZee was zee long before posh English twats decided to say zed.
Source: my ass
9 0 ReplyZed technically came first. Greek Zeta -> French Zede -> English Zed.
But I'll do anything to get away from French influence on my language
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While I am part of the 'zed' group, there is no "correct" pronounciation for anything because it all depends on accent and culture. Just embrace the diversity.
1 0 ReplyI respectfully submit that the US should send tutors to teach English to our wayward Anglophone brothers.
3 2 ReplyNo u
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"mispronounce" Z. Yeah no, anyone who calls it "Zed" are the ones mispronouncing it. Z rhymes with G, P, and V in the alphabet song. End of story.
9 9 ReplyZeds dead
7 0 ReplyGood story, now back to reality, please.
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Oh dear. That's definitely going to summon something bad.
17 0 ReplyYea, like my highschool pre-calculus teacher
!Just kidding he was a great teacher!<
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4 + (6! - 0.5(12^2 + (403 + 1))) = 2(15^2)
Four plus the difference between
The factorial of six and the mean
Of twelve squared and four
Hundred three (plus one more)
Equals double the square of fifteen.
17 2 ReplyAs stated by cracked after hours
Math is the power to destroy nice things with logic
9 0 ReplyMan I loved that show
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Limerics are supposed to be filthy.
These are just limerish.
8 0 Reply5 and 11 are also called a hand and a span
5 0 ReplyThese are the best poems I've ever read.
5 0 ReplyThere once was a comic named Susan... #QI
5 0 Reply3 × sqrt(4), or 6 like we call it the hood.
5 1 ReplyReminds me of the Math Song by Darkest of the Hillside Thickets.
3 0 ReplyWhat does all that have to do with the price of nantucket bucket?
2 0 ReplyWhen in doubt with alchemy
Just recall the Rule of Three
Thrice the same ingredient
Forms an extract excellent
1 0 ReplyRoses are red
Euhler's a hero
ℯ^iπ + 1 = 0
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