pics @lemmy.world Nooodel @lemmy.world 6mo ago

The most perfect toadstool we found in Jämtland [OC]

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Uppland doing our part!
- Love the texture, doesn't look real
My sources tell me that if you eat it you’ll double in size. Also you can smash turtles and other creatures with less fear of dying.
- And if you eat that, and then eat the right kind of flower... Holy crap, my dude, shit gets wild.
  
  Fuckin fireballs come out of your hands, it’s insane
- My experience tells me that if you eat it, you'll spend the next several hours vomiting. Your friends who also ate it will go out dancing and have a fabulous time.
  
  You should really ask Nintendo for a refund.
  
  it's better to decarboxylate it so you don't have the poison but only the good stuff. I've tried to trip with them once
- Perchance
  
  You can't just say "perchance."
Bit early for muscaria? Like several months early?
- We're in peak season for them in the southern hemisphere, so it's a bit unusual to see them fruiting in the north. But then I don't know the area, maybe some of them just like to fruit in spring there?
- Definitely weird, several months earlier than the earliest expected month afaik.
  
  Found the picture when going through my the images from our last holiday, it's from August 2023
While hiking somewhere in Wales, I don't remember where.
Careful. Nintendo can sue you for that
Amanita Muscaria.
- Boil that shit and you got some berserker stew
Looks like you just missed the frog with a wizard hat who definitely hangs out there
All toadstools are perfect.
Wahoo, I'm-a gonna be big again, yippie!
"AH WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA"
so cuuute! :* :* :-*

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