94 0 ReplyOnly thing that had come to mind when I saw it was how many times it had been done to death, already.
26 2 ReplyHonestly, I want more versions of this joke. Put them in a book or something. Like that aristocrats movie.
24 0 ReplyI went to see a sketch show last night that did a (horse walks into a bar) "why the long face" "my wife left me" joke with no additional context or writing
Bizarre you'd not google your joke to see if it'd been done before
3 2 ReplyThere was a folk song I remember when I was younger about the unicorns. Found a recording.
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What the fuck is going on with their asses? Now I really feel we're missing out on something great...
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33 0 ReplyYeah I bet they taste great...
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The animals, the animals, what did you think I meant!? :-P
10 1 ReplyHello, FBI? Yes this comment right here.
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#fuckableasses
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There's an Italian nursery rhyme about this being the reason there are no more unicorns, dunno if it's known elsewhere too.
15 0 ReplyThere’s a song by the Irish Rovers about this.
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Are these things supposed to be anything in particular or just random weird creatures?
9 0 ReplyRandom animal that doesn't exist (because they died due to not getting on the Ark)
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They have wings?
7 0 ReplyOn Noach posts i do like the funny : ' Damn Noach why did you take those musketos with you?'
7 3 ReplyStraights, are you ok?
5 18 Reply? What does this have to do with sexual identity?
17 0 ReplyA woman's name was used, so problems must be found. If we can't find one, we'll create one. Idk, it's rule 36 and 37 I think.
8 1 ReplyDue to the blame being on a "Jessica", it could be seen as a "woman bad" joke, which is a favourite of certain straight men. It's basically a variant of the classic "women take too long to get ready" trope.
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