Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world rab @lemmy.ca 5mo ago

I finally got access to the catholic AI

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Damn TempleOS is looking better than ever
- 640x480 is the Lord’s resolution, this is some heathen bullshit
I'm dying to know more about Catholic AI.
- He was recently defrocked for telling people to baptize their baby in gatorade
  
  But but it's got electrolytes!
  
  I don't see what the problem is. I've definitely heard that with god, all things are possible, are we acknowledging that that's not the case here? Can god only do spells with specific ingredients? Kinda sounds like witchcraft.
- GPT except that it's only trained on biblical texts.
  
  What could go wrong?
- I did a reverse image search and found it: https://www.catholic.com/ai
  
  Article about the AI: https://www.thesun.ie/tech/12831297/virtual-ai-priest-father-justin-catholic-answers/
- I just googled Catholic ai and this is the first result
  
  https://www.magisterium.com/
Confront it with a/the trolley-problem.
- Ooohh, give it a twist! One direction the trolley kills a bazillion people. The other direction it kills only one person, but everybody else becomes an atheist.
  
  The person killed is Jesus.
How long until it turns into a Satanist? Considering he's supposed to be all moral, I can't help but think that at some point it does an A/B and reaches the correct conclusion.
By the way I signed up with the name "Satan" and 3 days later I had my access code
They got that pedophile stare down
That man is a bear. So yes.
- But he's also a pig. This is super cereal...
Make the dude do a flip.
Tell me more XD
Setting looks like Assisi?
- I think it's jerusalem but maybe not since no bombs flying past in the background

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