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I don't understand how people think that toilet seats are so dangerous that they can't possibly touch them, but also somehow a thin layer of toilet paper is sufficient protection.

I do it ninja warrior spider climb style and just hold my body above the toilet by planting my hands and feet against the walls of the stall. Saves time and builds strength.

As someone who has to clean public restrooms, if you don't flush your little toilet paper fort, I will find you. I will make sure you never shit peacefully again.

This is so unnecessary. Sitting on the seat is nowhere near as bad as leaning back which I caught my so doing. She's really smart but it didn't occur to her that she's covering her back with other people's piss droplets and sharticles.

I just hover 5cm above the seat, good upper leg training

After drying it with towels if it's wet, you can place the end of your jeans on the rim of a toilet seat and not touch it at all. Many public places skrew out seats completely, sometimes lack paper, so it's the only way.

Nah, take the lid off the tank, your feet on the seat, and leave an upper decker.

I was an idiot . Now I'm enlightened.