Guys with moron labia stickers on their pavement princess trucks would love this until they had to wear roman clothing that they'd assume were dresses.
I'm pretty sure half the Middle East belongs to the Hittites and the other half belongs to Egypt.
How far back are we going? Babylon? Assyria? Who ran China in the 9th century BCE? We may need to resurrect Terror Birds and give the Americas back to them.