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- abcnews.go.com Nicki Minaj arrested in Amsterdam, claims officials 'took my bags without consent'
The rapper appeared to be in custody after an Instagram Live video showed her discussing the arrest with an Amsterdam police officer.
Cue the "Violation of muh rights"
- www.hindustantimes.com Elon Musk admits he has this secret account on X where he ‘pretends to be a child’
Elon Musk admits he has this secret account on X where he ‘pretends to be a child’
>Elon Musk admitted to using two secret alternate accounts on his social media platform X (formerly Twitter) in a deposition for a lawsuit against the billionaire. He said that he used some accounts on the social media site outside of his main public account when he was asked to clarify if he used an account on X that had been linked to him by several users on social media. Some users posted a screenshot of his X interface last year in which the additional account appeared to be visible.
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"I reject sexual labels by assigning one to myself that means I hate labels"
I saw this on a (scammy) dating app and thought it was hilarious.
- www.ktvq.com Montana Army National Guard apologizes following recruitment poster outrage
A Montana Army National Guard recruitment poster is gaining major attention, but not for good reason. German World War II soldiers were mistakenly added in, sparking outrage online.
>Above is the recruitment poster that’s getting so much attention. Command Sgt. Major Keith DeBoo is pictured, holding a photo of his veteran grandfather Louis DeBoo. But German WWII soldiers were mistakenly added in the background around DeBoo.
- www.mirror.co.uk Bungling burglar caught hanging upside down from windowframe by his shoelaces
Boozed up Lee Kenneth Moore, 41, was heard "moaning and groaning" by the startled couple inside who found the intruder hanging like a bat from their living-room window
>A clueless burglar was found dangling upside down from his shoelaces after getting stuck on a window frame while trying to break into a flat. > >A court heard that Lee Kenneth Moore, 41, was discovered "moaning and groaning" by the couple living in the flat. The startled homeowner asked Moore what he was doing, to which the upside-down intruder replied: "I don't know where I am." Prosecutor Leila Taleb explained that Moore had used recycling bins to climb up to the small open window of the York city centre flat. > >However, as he tried to squeeze through the window, his laces got caught in the frame and his foot became trapped in the window lock. Judge Simon Hickey described it as "one of the most inept burglaries that has appeared before me for quite some time" and sentenced Moore to two years and four months in prison.
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Idiotic spammers trying to extort me, claiming they hacked my webcam and got video of me jerking off, so I have to pay them on bitcoin.
Plot twitst: I dont have any webcams. Lol.