FYI Twat rhymes with splat or tat. Please disregard if that degenerate's name is pronounced that way, I just assume his is pronounced like "water" and am not American
Here in Freedomstan we say "twott", of course. Once years ago I said "twat" around my then-girlfriend who told me I was pronouncing it wrong. I was expecting her to tell me it was supposed to be pronounced "twatt" but she said it was supposed to be pronounced "twah" with no t sound at the end. It turns out she thought everybody was trying to say the French word toit.