some might say we're early adopters
some might say we're early adopters
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I might fuck around and become a Lemmy influencer. I know this account is only hours old (lemmy.world is on the fritz), but I already got an upvote
261 0 ReplyWow! This is my first time meeting a Lemmy influencer. Can I get a picture with you?
69 0 ReplyMake that two
40 0 Reply🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 blazing a trail to influencerdom
Not sure what to do with my newfound fame
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Oh, hi. Didn't know you were around here. Big fan.
26 0 ReplyMy dog is the all time top post on one of the dogs instances, think I might try and monetise her if I get the upvotes in to double figures
16 0 ReplyStart an OF for her
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Yea in not tryna brag but I got a couple upvotes earlier. Suffering from success
13 0 Replybig fan of your work @adinfinitum 😎
10 0 ReplyAND MY AXE! Sorry, upvote.
7 2 ReplyNo, not here, please.
Not even ironically.
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i don't remember the name of any specific reddit users besides Deep Fucking Value and Martin Shkreli from WSB.
5 0 ReplyGallowbob and hitrecordjoe were some famous ones. Gallow because his repost bots, and hitrecord because he was a famous Hollywood actor who shitposted a lot on that account.
5 0 ReplyUnidan!
4 0 Replyu/Nez_bit the powerade minor legend is the only one I remember
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Hey it's @[email protected] on Lemmy Shitpost!! My worlds are colliding!
4 0 ReplyOh, hi. Didn't know you were around here. Big fan.
3 0 Replygood idea, now since you are gonna be an influencer, Im gonna need to ask for your bath water
3 0 ReplyIf I could follow you I would, I am now your biggest fan
3 0 ReplyOh, hi. Didn't know you were around here. Big fan.
3 1 ReplyI need an autograph now!
2 0 ReplyOh, hi. Didn't know you were around here. Big fan.
2 1 ReplyThis is just the sort of comment that would have become a thing back in the early days of Reddit. Welcome to your stardom. I want someone to point out my comment for being prescient 5 years from now when you're the next Unidan, but maybe don't turn into a toxic dick like he did.
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Someone upvote me so I can tell my family I'm not a failure.
130 0 ReplyWe got you buddy
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I'd say the three day no pooping guy is a celebrity. You know what to do, OP.
94 1 ReplyHim and Ruud, the Lemmy.world owner are the biggest celebrities we have around here
24 0 ReplyI wonder what happened to them
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Mizu (aka the cant shit for 3 days guy) is the only real celebrity on this platform
67 0 ReplyMy first thought was poop guy and you even know his name! Our fist celebrity of many!
Waiting for some of those "broke my arms", "swamps of dagobah" or "cockroache imaginary girlfriend" stories.
C'mon guys tell us where you cum
25 0 ReplyThe lamp that looks odd...
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I followed him from kbin lol, I had to know what happened.
11 0 ReplyIronic that one so solid should be named after something so fluid.
11 0 ReplyI knew my elementary knowledge of Japanese would come in handy some day.
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and we still don't know if he had a good time that weekend
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I'm pretty big on lemmy.world. Oh you've never heard of it? I'm not surprised.
50 0 Reply10 Lemmy up votes = 200 Reddit upvotes in terms of impact on my ego and e-peen
42 0 ReplyI got like almost 50 the other day on a comment and started wondering if I was charismatic enough to run for congress
28 0 ReplyYou could have gotten 3 and been charismatic enough for Congress to be honest.
8 0 ReplyI fully support you in running
6 0 ReplyYou are. Absolutely no doubt in my mind.
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So this post got 40k reddit upvotes? i just came
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Op about to start cocaine after getting almost 2k upvotes
41 0 ReplyAlready at it
22 0 ReplyPoggers
5 0 ReplyWithout inviting all of us?
4 0 ReplyYou are on flour, right?
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i put my total lemmy upvote count on my tinder profile. Updated daily
30 0 ReplyYou must be drowning in dms
20 0 Replythe ladies can’t control themselves
3 0 Replythere are dms?
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I've gotten 1 whole Lemmy Updoot on 2 comments. I feel like a god......... Now can someone explain wtf this "grass" shit is everyone keeps talking about?
25 0 ReplyGrass got patched in the most recent update, idk what these guys are talking about
8 0 ReplyHere let me enable your addiction with an upvote
2 0 ReplyLets celebrate... 🤩
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Doing my part. It ain't much but it's honest work.
24 0 Reply500 upvotes? time to take this career here seriously and break up with my wife
23 0 ReplyWhat's it like to be so successful?
11 0 ReplyNow you have over a thousand points. So, when are you going to announce your presidential/prime ministerial run?
3 0 Replycurrently running for reddit ceo just to fire spez
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Call me when you're in the 3 digits club, kiddo 😎
23 0 Replycall me when you're in the 4 digits club, pal
1 0 ReplyHeh, nice one dude.
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'ol Holodeck Moriarty here has multiple comments in the 10s, so you could say things are getting pretty serious.
18 0 Replytime to quit your job and get that bag
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Me when I... When I... Me when... When... Me I When... Me when I...
18 0 ReplyMe when I start ww3 under a reddit post about zoophilia being bad
6 0 Replywhy would u ever do that (use reddit)
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hey its me ur celebrity
14 0 ReplyIt’s just another level of mental arousal when you get updoots on a totally new platform! You can flex about being on the front page of a website!
13 0 ReplyI now have 2 accounts with more than 1000 upvotes, my small brain is full of dopamine
5 0 ReplyWell hello there, welcome to 500+ updoot gang!
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Is there an official name for karma on Lemmy?
12 0 ReplyOfficially "points". Posts and comments have points. Users do not have points.
22 0 ReplyInteresting... I have "score" on my profile (using wefwef ATM)
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not yet, time to find one
6 0 ReplyCocks
I know it maybe doesn’t make a lot of sense. But I was the first one to respond so I will continue to call it cocks and so should you.
Btw, congratulations on your 1700 cocks!
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It's better the Lemmy way... or so I think.
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I'll have you know I have one of the top twenty ask lemmy posts of all time.
11 0 ReplyHeard I have to comment to get counted, also upvoted this ofc :D
12 1 ReplyI just hope that Lemmy.world performance improves over time as sometimes the performance is a bit jarring and something I'd find hard to recommend to less tech-minded friends swapping from Reddit
9 0 ReplyEverybody is new to running Lemmy at scale. I suspect things will smooth out soon.
8 0 Replyswitched to lemm.ee because of the performance, but im sure .world will be back to normal soon
8 0 ReplyThere’s no advantage to being on the biggest instance. Its a common mistake for new users to go to the biggest instance. It’s best to go to one that’s fast, not swamped, dependable, and federated with most instances.
2 0 ReplyTry sh.itjust.works it's really good
1 0 ReplyIs it me or has it been a bit slow lately?
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W
9 0 ReplyOff to feed the kids with my imaginary numbers
10 1 ReplyYes
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i joined at july 3rd
8 0 ReplyWelcome! Be sure to check out lemmyverse.net
3 0 Replyi am both using wefwef for lemmy and thunder app i picked lemmy.blahaj.zone do to it being federated with lemmy.world and a fun name
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He's a celebrity of a very very very small niche!
7 0 ReplyI wonder if I have some of the highest score besides the admins
7 0 Replycan I have a selfie?
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Numbers, Mason! What do they mean?
6 0 ReplyBro, FR FR. 👌🏼👌🏼🔥
Just remember where you started from.
My shit post did surprisingly well for just starting to contribute on here. Gotta build up the community so that no one feels like they’re missing out by switching, or keeping them on here longer.
5 0 ReplyMfw who the fuck are you lmao
7 2 ReplyDoes lemmy pay in McDonald's chicken nuggets?
4 0 ReplyFirst person to post OG country all/04k content wins. I'm to lazy, litterially the only reason Im not on Reddit.
4 0 ReplyHere I am nnah , now calm down everyone- I know you are starstuck 8:3
3 0 ReplyFirst person to post OG country all/04k content wins. I'm to lazy, litterially the only reason Im not on Reddit.
3 0 ReplyDid you mean countryball/40k?
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Feels good man
2 0 ReplyNobody knows my name, only my memes
1 0 Replyi could go my whole life without ever seeing pepe the frog again btw, I recommend leaving him at the corner when you move.
1 0 ReplyIt’s like when we had YikYak on college campuses.
1 0 Replytest
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