some might say we're early adopters
some might say we're early adopters
I might fuck around and become a Lemmy influencer. I know this account is only hours old (lemmy.world is on the fritz), but I already got an upvote
Wow! This is my first time meeting a Lemmy influencer. Can I get a picture with you?
Oh, hi. Didn't know you were around here. Big fan.
My dog is the all time top post on one of the dogs instances, think I might try and monetise her if I get the upvotes in to double figures
Start an OF for her
Yea in not tryna brag but I got a couple upvotes earlier. Suffering from success
big fan of your work @adinfinitum 😎
AND MY AXE! Sorry, upvote.
No, not here, please.
Not even ironically.
i don't remember the name of any specific reddit users besides Deep Fucking Value and Martin Shkreli from WSB.
Hey it's @[email protected] on Lemmy Shitpost!! My worlds are colliding!
Oh, hi. Didn't know you were around here. Big fan.
good idea, now since you are gonna be an influencer, Im gonna need to ask for your bath water
If I could follow you I would, I am now your biggest fan
Oh, hi. Didn't know you were around here. Big fan.
I need an autograph now!
Oh, hi. Didn't know you were around here. Big fan.
This is just the sort of comment that would have become a thing back in the early days of Reddit. Welcome to your stardom. I want someone to point out my comment for being prescient 5 years from now when you're the next Unidan, but maybe don't turn into a toxic dick like he did.
Someone upvote me so I can tell my family I'm not a failure.
We got you buddy
I'd say the three day no pooping guy is a celebrity. You know what to do, OP.
Him and Ruud, the Lemmy.world owner are the biggest celebrities we have around here
I wonder what happened to them
Mizu (aka the cant shit for 3 days guy) is the only real celebrity on this platform
My first thought was poop guy and you even know his name! Our fist celebrity of many!
Waiting for some of those "broke my arms", "swamps of dagobah" or "cockroache imaginary girlfriend" stories.
C'mon guys tell us where you cum
The lamp that looks odd...
I followed him from kbin lol, I had to know what happened.
Ironic that one so solid should be named after something so fluid.
I knew my elementary knowledge of Japanese would come in handy some day.
and we still don't know if he had a good time that weekend
I'm pretty big on lemmy.world. Oh you've never heard of it? I'm not surprised.
10 Lemmy up votes = 200 Reddit upvotes in terms of impact on my ego and e-peen
I got like almost 50 the other day on a comment and started wondering if I was charismatic enough to run for congress
You could have gotten 3 and been charismatic enough for Congress to be honest.
I fully support you in running
You are. Absolutely no doubt in my mind.
So this post got 40k reddit upvotes? i just came
Op about to start cocaine after getting almost 2k upvotes
Already at it
Poggers
Without inviting all of us?
You are on flour, right?
i put my total lemmy upvote count on my tinder profile. Updated daily
You must be drowning in dms
the ladies can’t control themselves
there are dms?
I've gotten 1 whole Lemmy Updoot on 2 comments. I feel like a god......... Now can someone explain wtf this "grass" shit is everyone keeps talking about?
Grass got patched in the most recent update, idk what these guys are talking about
Here let me enable your addiction with an upvote
Lets celebrate... 🤩
Doing my part. It ain't much but it's honest work.
500 upvotes? time to take this career here seriously and break up with my wife
What's it like to be so successful?
Now you have over a thousand points. So, when are you going to announce your presidential/prime ministerial run?
currently running for reddit ceo just to fire spez
Call me when you're in the 3 digits club, kiddo 😎
call me when you're in the 4 digits club, pal
Heh, nice one dude.
'ol Holodeck Moriarty here has multiple comments in the 10s, so you could say things are getting pretty serious.
time to quit your job and get that bag
Me when I... When I... Me when... When... Me I When... Me when I...
Me when I start ww3 under a reddit post about zoophilia being bad
why would u ever do that (use reddit)
hey its me ur celebrity
It’s just another level of mental arousal when you get updoots on a totally new platform! You can flex about being on the front page of a website!
I now have 2 accounts with more than 1000 upvotes, my small brain is full of dopamine
Well hello there, welcome to 500+ updoot gang!
Is there an official name for karma on Lemmy?
not yet, time to find one
Cocks
I know it maybe doesn’t make a lot of sense. But I was the first one to respond so I will continue to call it cocks and so should you.
Btw, congratulations on your 1700 cocks!
It's better the Lemmy way... or so I think.
I'll have you know I have one of the top twenty ask lemmy posts of all time.
Heard I have to comment to get counted, also upvoted this ofc :D
I just hope that Lemmy.world performance improves over time as sometimes the performance is a bit jarring and something I'd find hard to recommend to less tech-minded friends swapping from Reddit
Everybody is new to running Lemmy at scale. I suspect things will smooth out soon.
switched to lemm.ee because of the performance, but im sure .world will be back to normal soon
There’s no advantage to being on the biggest instance. Its a common mistake for new users to go to the biggest instance. It’s best to go to one that’s fast, not swamped, dependable, and federated with most instances.
Try sh.itjust.works it's really good
Is it me or has it been a bit slow lately?
W
Off to feed the kids with my imaginary numbers
Yes
i joined at july 3rd
Welcome! Be sure to check out lemmyverse.net
He's a celebrity of a very very very small niche!
I wonder if I have some of the highest score besides the admins
can I have a selfie?
Numbers, Mason! What do they mean?
Bro, FR FR. 👌🏼👌🏼🔥
Just remember where you started from.
My shit post did surprisingly well for just starting to contribute on here. Gotta build up the community so that no one feels like they’re missing out by switching, or keeping them on here longer.
Mfw who the fuck are you lmao
Does lemmy pay in McDonald's chicken nuggets?
First person to post OG country all/04k content wins. I'm to lazy, litterially the only reason Im not on Reddit.
Here I am nnah , now calm down everyone- I know you are starstuck 8:3
First person to post OG country all/04k content wins. I'm to lazy, litterially the only reason Im not on Reddit.
Did you mean countryball/40k?
Feels good man
Nobody knows my name, only my memes
i could go my whole life without ever seeing pepe the frog again btw, I recommend leaving him at the corner when you move.
It’s like when we had YikYak on college campuses.
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