It's such a satisfying victory (that cannot be celebrated or even brought up again)
The only correct way to bring it up, is to hand make your wife a beautiful shoe storage rack.
This guy husbands
It's just for you and a nice gaze at the horizon. Perhaps with a morning coffee
That's when you give her a knowing gaze and say mmhm... and then walk away and avoid her until she stops wanting to murder you.
oh, the moment she realized you were wearing her shoes
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no more, no less, @42_words
my wife yelling at me about the shoes all over the floor by the back door and then her suddenly stopping mid-WORD as she realizes that all the shoes are hers might be the single greatest moment in my life thus far
didn't notice the name until seeing this, that is indeed 42 words.
Now someone post the follow up where she twists it to make it his fault anyways
If I didn't have to do X then I'd have time to put my shoes away (while sitting on the couch doomscrolling insta)
My wife would have finished the phrase and I would give her the "you don't really expect me to do that" look
I would upvote, but there’s 222 and I’d like to keep it that way.
It's now 338 if you'd like to drop your vote in. Rattles karma tin
Done.
Ah yes, the internet, where you get downvoted for voicing that you enjoyed seeing a minor pretty happenstance
Once got the 9999 -> 10k voted on Reddit. Super satisfying and gif'd and commented it in the same post. Predictably got nuked
Men have one pair of shoes (and underwear) they wear until they turn to dust (at least most of us). That should have been a clue right there they couldn't be your shoes. But I'm a bachelor, so I haven't any idea what my floor actually looks like (it's covered in other kinds of soiled clothing most of the time....)
I think the single pair of underwear contributes to the bachelor status, or at the very least they probably share a root cause
I don't know about the rest of you but I'm happy dudes wearing underwear to begin with...
I'm gonna be honest, I would prefer no underwear over the same pair 24/7. Unless homie is washing this shit every day, that gets gross fast.
Guys will have one pair of shoes until they find a partner who will buy them more shoes for different occasions
Can confirm.... One pair of shoes all my life, then I decided to buy two more pairs so I can actually color match my outfit when going out. What has happened to me....
I have 2. The black boots and the brown boots
That's very true. Personally I hate clothes shopping. I probably by one pair of pants in a decade, if even that. I wear my clothes 'til they fall apart. My shoes are grossly out of date and the heels are worn out, but I just can't stand the idea of shoe shopping. Clothes tend to be the last thing I ever spend money on.
