Valve To Steam Deck Owners: Stop Huffing Its Vent Fumes

I wish I could stop, but I can't. The gentle warm air breezing past my nostrils, the faint sweet scent of heated silicon filling my lungs, it calms me, soothes my shattered nerves.

I need it, that sweet nectar, the caress of the fumes. It makes me feel whole, like being safe in the womb once again, a rare comfort in this cold world.

I will not.

But it makes me better at gaming.

Wait until you learn how sweet lead paint chips taste.

You can't take my vent fumes away from me.

Well, I wasn't planning on it, but now that I know it's an option, I'll be sure to take this up when it arrives!

Thanks for the idea, Valve!

Honestly, no I will not stop. Been doing it on my Thinkpad and will continue

I have a pretty bad dust allergy, so I avoid electronic exhaust as it’s usually high in dust. But I had to admit the warm air feels good blowing on your face when you are waiting for something to load.

Now I want a Steamdeck even more dammit

I can stop whenever I want ... BUT I DON'T WANT TO!

Aside from the idiot fanboy crowd, who has data?

Literally 1984, don't tell me what to do you gosh darn liberals!