Henry Kissinger Dead at 100
Henry Kissinger Dead at 100
Former United States Secretary of State Henry Kissinger died on Wednesday at his home in Connecticut at the age of 100, Kissinger Associates, Inc said in a statement.
The fact that this monster lived a full century without facing any justice for the mass graves filled with his victims makes me ill, but I am glad to hear that he's finally gone.
There's a mythical story (Greek or Roman) where a goddess managed to get her human lover an eternal life, but forgot to ask for eternal youth. This oversight led to the horror where he watched his beautiful young lover from afar while he lost all grace, prominence and influence while withering away into an eternal life of suffering.
Honestly, that is what this old goat deserved. Not the peaceful death that he got.
And the world was a bit of a better place.
Ding fuckin dong.
Should have died in the Hague
Sweet a new public toilet is being opened up soon?
Rot in hell you evil fuck.
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/henry-kissinger-war-criminal-dead-1234804748/
Rest in piss, ghoul
Tragic this fucker lived a full life, I hope his last moments were full of pain and loneliness.
Rest in Pain you monster
Fuck yeah.
Henry Kissinger How I'm missing yer You're the Doctor of my dreams
With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare And your machiavellian schemes I know they say that you are very vain And short and fat and pushy but at least you're not insane
Henry Kissinger How I'm missing yer And wishing you were here
Henry Kissinger How I'm missing yer You're so chubby and so neat
With your funny clothes and your squishy nose You're like a German parakeet All right so people say that you don't care But you've got nicer legs than Hitler And bigger tits than Cher
Henry Kissinger How I'm missing yer And wishing you were here
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Nov 29 (Reuters) - Former United States Secretary of State Henry Kissinger died on Wednesday at his home in Connecticut at the age of 100, Kissinger Associates, Inc said in a statement.
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Thanks for nothing!
I heard Henry Kissinger ran into a tree and all his money fell out of his pockets and the teens called him Sonic the Bitchhog while he tried to get at least one coin so he could go on. But alas, it wasn’t meant to be.