There's nothing weird about the juice I promise, just try it

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If you can't handle me at my rude and unreasonable chicken, you don't deserve my strange juice.
- Aim for the rude and unreasonable chicken. If you fail, you'll still land amongst the strange juices.
  
  You can lead a rude and unreasonable chicken to strange juice, but you can't make it drink.
The rude and unreasonable chicken is also called a Canadian goose, I believe.
- Jerk chicken
  
  oh man, need to find a way to pick some up for dinner now
I'm all in on the strange juice. Bring that shit on.
- Strange Juice is a hit album waiting to happen.
Me walking by the Canadian geese on my way to work.
- Rude unreasonable chicken doesn't have anything on the Canadian goose. Obstinate, violent aggressive shit machines are they.
Try the strange juice
Why is that chicken smoking in the maternity ward?

“Don’t. Just don’t man. AVOID that chicken.”
Not having a rooster is generally sound advice too.
Will do, thanks.
I guess getting chicken permission is out of the question?
- That would be rude
This is what happens when you do either literal translations or just don't pay your translators enough to properly translate.
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Nothings showing up for me?
😂

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