- Erotic Culinary Sciences
- Antisocial Studies
- Traditional & Postmodern Hentai
- Brewery Appreciation
- Phallic Arts (w/ professional dildowright certification)
- Livestock Inversion Studies
Applied Racism
You mom sounds cool. :)
Aren't all major technically made up?
Also, Semantics & Pedantry 101.
101
I think a major in Semantics & Pedantry would impress your mom, but specifically majoring in the intro-level course is a risky decision.
This guy pedants
Technically the truth. Just like how humans named the brain.
How about a non made up one: Egyptology
The only useful thing you can do with a degree in Egyptology is to teach Egyptplogy, which gives those students the exact same problem. It's like a big pyramid scheme.
Aye, and everyone's keeping their heads in the sand about it.
I prefer Sudanology
Bottom 101: It's better to receive than to give.
By cry, do you mean tears of disappointment or tears of joy?
Onion genetics
Onionetics: the study of general horseshit
Sex toy design
And testing
In the adult entertainment industry
gender studies
So your mom likes sexism, or would they be tears of joy?
