Imagine being the poor bastard that has to hook a cat up to a milking machine.
“EEEEAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRREIR!”
RIP
What do you mean? We just wear kitten costumes and suck it with our mouths
This is a terrible day to have eyes
You can milk anything that has nipples.
I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
Give me 6 months and a course of prolactin and I'll have your titties leaking like the aroused mother of a newborn.
Sales have plummeted since the addition of the sign
then I don't want it
Noted.
Disappointed.
But the baby food DOES come from babies.
It's already passed through a baby once, like that civet coffee.
Not if you're buying the store-bought stuff. It's worth the hassle of whipping up the real-deal at home imo.
r/c/holup
Not with that attitude.
We guarantee dog or higher
my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
"it comes from exploited cows so it's totally cool"
I miss r/cateatingvegans
