Paris is crawling with bedbugs. They're even riding the trains, and a ferry.
Paris is crawling with bedbugs. They're even riding the trains, and a ferry.
Bedbugs are popping up in Paris hotels, homes, and even public transport, and with the Olympics just 10 months away, that has city officials' skin crawling.
Just 10 months before the opening of the Paris 2024 Summer Olympics, the French capital is battling an invasion of bedbugs.
The tiny pests were first reported in hotels and vacation rental apartments across the city during the summer. Then there were sightings in movie theaters and, in recent days, there have even been reports of bedbugs crawling around on seats in both national high-speed trains and the Paris Metro system.
One metro train driver was dismayed to find some of the unwelcome guests in his driver's cabin.
Man with bedbugs PTSD here. Let me tell you what will happen if you notice bedbugs at your place :
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You will call a company to get rid of it
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They will tell you that they can't come in less than 2 weeks and that they will charge you 400€ min. Deal with your itches until then, sleep well.
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The company will tell you their prerequisites, usually : get rid of ALL your fabric/clothes and wash it at 60°c or freeze it for 4 days at -20°c
I assure you that you never know how much fabric/clothes you have before you have to wash it ALL of it. My SO and i had forty 100L garbage bag of fucking stuff. The garbage bags are here for storage but also to keep your clothes and fabric sealed, to avoid the fuckers to either get away or get in. It will cost you money, you will lose time and about half your clothes thanks to the hot temp and shrinking.
If the infestation is too big, you will also have to fucking freeze your books if you have some (they can hide between pages), throw away your mattress and eventually your bed.
Also, the company will come at your place at least 2 times, best is 3, with a week interval. So during 2 to 3 weeks you will live among garbage bags, breathe insecticide for weeks, and eventually repeat the process in a few months cause one bedbug escaped and was hosted by your neighbor. Good luck to you ! (be brave)
Ps : if you have animals, you will also have to deal with them during 5h the day the company is at your place. Spoiler : that will cost you days off and about 1000€ in total.
[edit] typos, formatting and adding ps
You mention bedbug PTSD. That's not hyperbole. I think it's about 10% of bedbug infestations cause diagnosable conditions that meet clinical definitions of trauma or anxiety.
me, with flashbacks, shivers and feeling of swarming while writing my previous comment : not surprised.
I just thought it would be higher
I've dealt with bed bugs three times now. It's been over a year since I've had them, but if I feel something out of the ordinary on my bed the sheets get washed, the bed gets examined and for good measure I bug bomb the room.
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I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit
RIP space luge
New Paris Summer Olympics 2024.
It’s the only way to be sure!
So after charging outrageous prices and general rudeness to people who happen not to speak Fench (while still bringing in loads of money), they now try bed bugs as a tourist repellent strategy. Maybe it works this time.
Outrageous, these french people speaking French. How dare they not bow to their English speaking money bringers!
Outrageous, these foreigners not speaking French. How dare they expect basic human respect after thinking they can pay their way out of dedicating mere months of their time to learning the most important language on earth!
Public transport so good, even the insects are using it.
Do they have tickets?
The New Puce.
Having lived through a bedbugs pandemic, this shit is more serious than COVID. It's impossible to get rid of them except burning all your possessions and changing apartments. As someone who reside a train ride away from Paris, I demand border control now.
On behalf of Europe, I'd like to thank the US for this gift.
Hate to burst your bubble but per the Center for Invasive Species "they are thought to have originated in Europe, the Middle East or in India, but moved across the world as humans did."
But … but the US makes such a good scapegoat!
The paper adds that DisneyLand Paris is regularly infested with bedbugs, noting that the tourist hotspot is hugely popular with... you guessed it, Americans.
https://www.thelocal.fr/20170413/are-american-tourists-behind-the-bed-bug-explosion-in-paris
Wait until you find out where the US came from…
It doesn't matter where the bedbugs came from, they are everywhere. Paris is an international destination; this is entirely Paris's failure to manage it a problem that comes inevitably with that status.
Miss
You can downvote me all you want, but the French think the same: https://www.thelocal.fr/20170413/are-american-tourists-behind-the-bed-bug-explosion-in-paris