Except for the part in prophecy where Jesus is specifically described as being unattractive lol
"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him." https://web.mit.edu/jywang/www/cef/Bible/NIV/NIV_Bible/ISA+53.html#:~:text=He had no beauty or,that we should desire him.&text=He was despised and rejected,and we esteemed him not.
67 1 ReplyHair was also curlier, like lamb's wool.
He could probably have had some decent dreads.
33 0 ReplyGiven his association with the wild preacher, John the Baptist, he very well might have
16 0 ReplyI thought those passages meant he had back hair you could get lost in for days but I'm no religious scholar
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Maybe that's why Jews don't believe him to be the messiah — he was too damn hot.
17 1 ReplyI don't see any reason to take the term "beauty" here in a modern sense. If that is the game we are playing here.
10 3 ReplyFlashback to that mustachioed Persian princess "beauty".
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I dunno man, that complexion still seems a little too light.
26 2 ReplyAdjust your screen contrast until Jesus appears properly.
77 0 ReplyI hope I'm not the only one old enough to be thinking of a Smurf yelling at me to adjust my TV
11 0 ReplyNah dude I'm not fucking with my screen settings just cause y'all keep picking weird Jesuses
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The dog tags of his fallen enemies as armor is how what Jesus did as well
15 0 ReplyMetal as fuck, making his papa proud with that old testament vibe.
10 0 ReplyStill too woke. He was a Jedi and they were all about the … ah who am i kiding…
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What jesus actually looks like:
🪦
16 7 ReplyMore like: 💀
But honestly is more like: 🧚♂️
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Are you all discussing how a person from a fairytale looked like?
15 7 ReplyThe joke is more about Americans thinking a bronze age man in the middle east looking like a white American or European.
21 0 ReplyThe Iron Age(s) started several hundred years before the Roman conquest of Judaea.
The Hittites in Anatolia, basically next door to the area, were among the first to discover iron working.
13 0 ReplyChalk it up to great marketing.
Allegedly based on a portrait of a Borgia for their imaginary savior, white-washing him. Much more palatable for the xenophobic religious zealots.
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In all fairness, Jesus was probably an historical figure. Everything built around his life though...
9 0 ReplyStar Wars is no fairytale! (well, actually it is)
5 1 ReplyNuh uh
It's a historical documentary
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All I’m saying is that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. There is someone for everyone. Somebody thought that Jesus was one super hot hunk of man meatus.
6 1 ReplyBeauty is the eye of the beer holder
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Authentically stepping out of a space vehicle as wel 😹
6 1 ReplyThose are the same person.
3 0 ReplyYou made Jesus.....not white? BURN THE HERETIC!!!
5 2 ReplyWhat show is bottom image from?
1 0 ReplyAshoka
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Wait, why do people think Jesus look like Black Mask again?
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