To some, this would be a forgettable shitpost. To my five year old, a shabby library printout of this would be a prized possession.
Fuckin saved
30 0 ReplyYour kid will go to bed at 8 sharp like a clockwork
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WOLF PACK RULE NO 1: CRANK THAT HOG AWOOOOO
27 0 ReplyHECK YEAH!!!1?! ARROO
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SLEEP HYGIENE IS IMPORTANT MFERS
19 0 ReplyThe rules are more like a set of guidelines. You're not really beholden to them.
(Means 'fuck you, I'm not going to bed.')
18 1 ReplyCapt. Skull N Crosseyes clarifies “Bedtime” is polite misnomer for the nightly boning.
7 0 ReplyWe're gonna bone this turkey by sunrise or your pizza's free.
Wait
I forget which job I'm at
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The fuck it's not! My wife let's me stay up as long as I want!
...unless it's a work night...
11 0 ReplyI'll stay up as long as I damned well please. I do what I want 'cause a pirate is free.
6 0 ReplyYou are a pirate.
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Hoo boy, I sure love waking up a 3am.
6 0 ReplyRule 3 you have to be awake after 9pm hence the picture poor soul hes only been getting 1 hour of sleep
4 0 ReplyWorst buttpirate ever
3 0 ReplyYour rules suck
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