I don't even remember what I had for lunch yesterday
I do
I am the one who knocks
My future self is dead idgaf what that guy thinks.
I'm scared :(
The vast majority of the future is outside the next 60 or so years.
Jokes on him, I won’t remember most of anything.
Jokes on you I'm already in my late 40s and from Glasgow future me is already dead
I fuck with my future self all the time by saying "you too" when a waiter tells me to enjoy my meal. Really keeps the bastard up at night.
Fucker probably died, jokes on him.
No Im not
What in the clicker is that? Some alternate last of us reality
Not if I get drunk enough!
Ew, future me is a creep, i should get a restraining order
Sorry for the past, present and futer disappointment, homie. You know I cant help it.
Kinky
You sick fuck future me.
Trust me he won't remember this shit, he's an idiot
Ever get cosmic and wonder if this could be literally true?
