A very dairy meme

Get yourself a girl who lets you suck the milk from her tiddies, folks.

Just to clarify though, not a first date question.

More like third.
- Disagree. Put it in your profile. Filter hard and early.
- You want to get their interest, but as this might be one of those deal breaker questions, you should get it out of the way early. There's no shame in breaking up from an incompatibility in attraction or sexual preference, but there should be some shame at sticking with it expecting another person to change for you.
Nope. That shit ain't pasteurized.
- Get yourself a girl with piping hot tiddies, folks.
- I doubt that's a problem with human milk. We have to pasteurize animal milk because the bacteria that is symbiotic to them is very dangerous to us.
- I only drink raw milk anyhow.

because the dairy industry is tax subsidized & pays for propaganda commercials to make people think you need cow's milk as an adult

I don't know a single person who consumes milk because they think they require it. They just like the taste of dairy products.

The subsidization is an issue imo, but I don't think people are as brainwashed regarding milk as you assume.
- My fart levels get dangerously low if I don't consume enough dairy.
I’ve got news for you. Adults drank milk way before any of those things existed.
- Only a rather small group of people were even able to consume milk past infancy without negative health effects, and that's mostly because they were the ones that survived the famine that necessitated surviving such a diet. Lactase persistence is a recessive gene
- Still gross
okay but on the other hand
have you tried ice cream???
- Or cheese?
- I love ice cream!...made from oat milk. Or soy milk.
...or because it tastes good.
- and as we all know, taste justifies every kind of cruelty. /s
I mean, I understand criticizing the dairy industry, but another big factor is that milk also taste good. Humans drank milk before it was industrialized.
This man is literally out here upset about milk, are y’all this bored
- animal rights is when boredom

Now I'm going to eat you, little human.

HEY MARY, YOU WANT SOME HUMAN?

"I said fuck off, pervert!"

Really curious why a bear?

Because... Why not?
A cow would be an altogether different comic

Supermarkets aren't selling human milk, though. It's milk from an entirely different animal.

Yup. Human milk is for babies. Cows milk is for calves.
- Yep the bone in my left calf could use some

This comic makes no sense. The guy isn’t wearing pants.

Looks like they’re having post-coital talk to me
- I heard stuff about Baldur's Gate, maybe this is a reference?
- Perhaps Mary wasn't even responding to the milk thing.
Chill. He's wearing a medieval tunic.
Hey men can wear dresses too.

I'm not a big fan of animal agriculture, but I don't get why milk is singled out, as if we don't consume the dead bodies of animals, bodies that weren't "meant for" anything other than sustaining itself.

And we've been doing it for thousands of years, selectively breeding and domesticating cows for the purpose. Humans drinking cow's milk is more natural than carrots being orange.

Vegans should wake up a bit. I'm vegetarian. It was never about animal suffering. There are people suffering right now. For me it's about our survival. It's unsustainable.

8 billions of us having a carnivore diet will destroy the planet dot
I think that meat and dairy are both unethical, but other animals do eat meat. AFAIK, humans are the only animal that drinks milk outside of their species. (Or drinks milk as an adult, for that matter!)

This one always make me laugh.