Your username is how you die, how bad is it?

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Oh god

Oh shit.

I get shot by richard stallman

Considering the anime she's from, probably violently with one half of a large scissor.

I die with a smile on my face

uh oh

There's worse ways to go I guess

Spagettigification🫠

Died fighting for freedom of technology and the destruction of corporations

Not at all! People are gonna be pissed at the devs and they'll patch my death scene right out of the game, or at least make it optional. I'm immortal, baby!

I get assasinated by oracle for not owning a Solaris license and my death is ruled out as a suicide. Alternatively i get thrown into the sun somehow

killed in a crusade (shoe-ade?) started by a cult of spiders that have a shoe as their holy symbol, in order to liberate the promised shoe (due to the sheer scale, the item doubles as both symbol and holy land)

could be worse, I guess

Hit by a car. Which, statistically, is probably a solid guess

If I must die to a fork, it'd be funny if it was this one.

Heart attack from yelling at my computer screen, I guess

I think it would actually be pretty long and painful :(

Not too bad, im alive in practice

Into the void I go

I honestly have no idea, which opens up a whole world of possibilities!

It's shocking.

Shit, I'm choking and I can't see... what direction am I going?

Corrupted DNA, so most likely either cancer or radiation. The latter being not the greatest way to go...

My existence triggers undefined behavior in the laws of physics, causing the universe to glitch for a moment and then collapse entirely. Everyone alive at the time is trapped for eternity, unable to move or do anything, and sees nothing but some cryptic words suspended in an endless black void:

Segmentation fault (core dumped)

Brayed to death by an Argentinian descendant of the African Wild Ass.

no bueno.

Some wanker on a bike

I'm still confused if it's going to be bad or trippy.

at least there's dirt

I like the view; Though the pressure will end me

Oh god oh fuck

A. I'm okay with it B. I'm not okay with it. C. I haven't a clue what it means. D. Maybe it means suicide, if so, I guess that is the choice I made?

I guess that might mean lightsabers are real. You’re welcome, everyone.

My name is just my name… idk what that means 😥

A bit excessive, don't you think?

I die of sleep deprivation while smoking a lot of weed. In other words, a normal day for me.

In a bombastic manner

I...I don't even know how this would work.

Oh shit, over 1000 years of pure suffering.

I'm imagining the chest-burster scene from alien, but a it's a Weasel dressed as a caricature of an early 20th century monopolist.

My username is the German version of a jackalope, so I guess I'm going out monty python style.

Death by a specially illiterate Lucifer, I guess?

Context for my username: it's the result of my 15yo edgy self trying to say "lightbringer" in Latin, without knowing how Latin compounds work. ("Lucifer" is fully regular, by the way.) Eventually however I stuck with the username across multiple sites, and it's still going strong two decades later.

Hard to say. I guess I don't die?

Confusing

I do love clean socks....

Yes

I think I'm okay with it

It's either going to hurt really bad or it's going to happen so quickly I won't know what happened.

I'm allergic... it's going to be unpleasant.

hey, it's going to be quick :)

pretty bad

A lot of sass in the best case.

Death goes viral, probably

im not sure do i get eaten by fish or do i drown in a pile of fish?

It'll be wilted and slimey. Ewww (honestly I just stuck with my old reddit name, which was randomly generated, because I suck at naming).

Not too fun, I’d imagine.

Probably the sound I'll make when I die?

If a dog who is an enlisted member of the Red Army of the USSR takes me out 1) what was I doing, 2) I probably deserved it at that point and 3) this means the USSR has been reformed

Barring a few obvious questions I think this outcome is a net positive fpr the world

Very bad

Heart attack. It's probably heart attack.

I'm gonna guess it doesn't move the plot forward

I died as I lived

Classy

Looks like I am drowning...

Either in a Latin American jail or immolated by a French lamp. Burning to death would not be pleasant.

Either i got lost on the moon and I'd be very bad at my job, or there's local fauna that hunted us down.

Always knew I was destined for hell.

I'm guessing pretty bad...

Dying being an alchemist is like dying because you forgot to look both ways before crossing the street, in other words, I was a bad alchemist...

I died the way I lived, incompetently.

Um, I get isekai'd into a dragon god with mirror-twin kitsune goddess as his wives? So pretty damn good, though my actual wife might object a touch.

My username is an old D&D PC of mine who has evolved greatly over the decades and is currently the pantheon head in a campaign/book setting. Not sure how else to match what the name means to the idea of the thread title.

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Someone's gonna ram me to death? OwO

pretty warm and crispy

It's not bad, it's friggin awesome!

Killed by an Ophanim or a weirdly designed car

Well at least there's somebody there when I die.

Mine is randomly generated but I guess it would work. :)

Interesting.

Following this man to the gates of hell.

I don't know, killed by a changeling?

there's more than one gun so it will probably be quick at least

sticky and horrid

Either I get crushed by a big moon with an angry face or smothered by labia

Lots of jittering and buffering before finally timing out.

I died who I am

Be yourself I guess

Quickly, I hope.

I guess I die in a violent possum attack. Or do i?

Dying at the hand of Meryan person ("merjalane" = "Meryan person" in Estonian) sounds intriguing, considering that Merya people have been extinct for centuries

It's terrible

Cute but full of shit

Delicious

This is the best way I could've every gone.

I guess I'll become morbidly obese and die of a heart attack

Adorrible

not so sure...

Third son of a viking probably going to take me down.

I'm honestly fine with mine. There are worse ways to go.

In a deep cavern, tricking zombies into following me into a trap, I find out ghasts run faster than the usual shamblers and get eaten.

Hopefully it'll bash my head in before munching on my limbs.

my username means nothing at all, it this bad?

Not entirely sure how it would work honestly

BurnedDonutHole related something will kill me it seems.

Guess I'll need to beware

A juniper tree yelling at me seems like a uniquely bizarre way to go. Honestly, I'm on board.

I‘m just the average normal guy

I'd think like Midas Touch but in silver

Yeah, nightmare fuel I guess

I might be flushed down a toilet.. LuLu?

A nickname for a character from a book I want to write... the MC doesn't and lives on in the aftermath of a fallen empire. What's left is just a petty squabbling of those who survived, who came from the foreign lands and the dammed whose machinations are yet to be fulfilled.

(Think of an Andromeda show but leaning more into fantasy than sci fi)

Got a few options. Maybe I fall off a cliff while walking backwards. Visit the UK and get struck by a car. Or the Canaanite god of death. Hopefully, it's quick.

Accurate, I suspect.

I mean… 😬

I'm going to be flattened. Honestly there are worse ways to go.

I live a long time and small parts of me go on forever.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway's_Game_of_Life (look for R-Pentamino)

Pretty peacefully, I'd say.