27 0 Reply:)
15 0 ReplyHnoooobody expects the Spanish inquisition!!
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Oh god
13 0 ReplyOh shit.
12 0 ReplyWe all know how they are going to kill you... or better, where
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I get shot by richard stallman
11 0 Replyah damn - shouldn't have swapped those two letters
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Considering the anime she's from, probably violently with one half of a large scissor.
11 0 ReplyI die with a smile on my face
11 0 Replyuh oh
10 0 Reply🔥🥵
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There's worse ways to go I guess
9 0 ReplyDepends... Are you going to die from giving or from receiving one? Or in other words: who's bob?
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Spagettigification🫠
9 0 ReplySounds like a long, painful way to go
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Died fighting for freedom of technology and the destruction of corporations
8 0 ReplyNot at all! People are gonna be pissed at the devs and they'll patch my death scene right out of the game, or at least make it optional. I'm immortal, baby!
8 0 ReplyI get assasinated by oracle for not owning a Solaris license and my death is ruled out as a suicide. Alternatively i get thrown into the sun somehow
7 0 Replykilled in a crusade (shoe-ade?) started by a cult of spiders that have a shoe as their holy symbol, in order to liberate the promised shoe (due to the sheer scale, the item doubles as both symbol and holy land)
could be worse, I guess
7 0 Reply8 2 Replythis is awesome
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Hit by a car. Which, statistically, is probably a solid guess
7 0 ReplyIf I must die to a fork, it'd be funny if it was this one.
7 0 Replyor perhaps stabbed by a table fork?
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Heart attack from yelling at my computer screen, I guess
7 0 ReplyI think it would actually be pretty long and painful :(
6 0 ReplyNot too bad, im alive in practice
6 0 ReplyMaybe you move into a quantum state of being both in theory and practice at the same time
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Into the void I go
6 0 ReplyI honestly have no idea, which opens up a whole world of possibilities!
6 0 ReplyDeath by 304 minor injuries?
7 0 ReplyAw man, that sounds excruciating.
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I could offer to you: HTTP Status 304: Not modified
Guess it would be easier to die from modification, though.
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It's shocking.
6 0 ReplyShit, I'm choking and I can't see... what direction am I going?
6 0 ReplyCorrupted DNA, so most likely either cancer or radiation. The latter being not the greatest way to go...
6 0 ReplyFive Pebbles
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My existence triggers undefined behavior in the laws of physics, causing the universe to glitch for a moment and then collapse entirely. Everyone alive at the time is trapped for eternity, unable to move or do anything, and sees nothing but some cryptic words suspended in an endless black void:
Segmentation fault (core dumped)
5 0 ReplyBrayed to death by an Argentinian descendant of the African Wild Ass.
no bueno.
5 0 ReplySome wanker on a bike
5 0 ReplyI'm still confused if it's going to be bad or trippy.
5 0 Replyat least there's dirt
5 0 ReplyI like the view; Though the pressure will end me
5 0 ReplyOh god oh fuck
5 0 ReplyA. I'm okay with it B. I'm not okay with it. C. I haven't a clue what it means. D. Maybe it means suicide, if so, I guess that is the choice I made?
5 0 ReplyI guess that might mean lightsabers are real. You’re welcome, everyone.
5 0 ReplyMy name is just my name… idk what that means 😥
5 0 ReplySame, I guess I have to fight an evil clone of myself or something.
5 0 ReplyTo be fair, it does seem like there’s at least 326 others, maybe more, so that doesn’t seem unlikely
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There's a Mortal Kombat character with the same name, so…you lose a mirror match. Fatality.
3 0 Replysuicide? or you die to a clone of yourself? idk
3 0 ReplyCW - suicide
Lol I mean, the first one wouldn’t even surprise me 😓
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This
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A bit excessive, don't you think?
5 0 ReplyI die of sleep deprivation while smoking a lot of weed. In other words, a normal day for me.
5 0 ReplyIn a bombastic manner
4 0 ReplyI...I don't even know how this would work.
4 0 ReplyOh shit, over 1000 years of pure suffering.
6 2 ReplyI'm imagining the chest-burster scene from alien, but a it's a Weasel dressed as a caricature of an early 20th century monopolist.
4 0 ReplyMy username is the German version of a jackalope, so I guess I'm going out monty python style.
4 0 ReplyDeath by a specially illiterate Lucifer, I guess?
Context for my username: it's the result of my 15yo edgy self trying to say "lightbringer" in Latin, without knowing how Latin compounds work. ("Lucifer" is fully regular, by the way.) Eventually however I stuck with the username across multiple sites, and it's still going strong two decades later.
4 0 ReplyHard to say. I guess I don't die?
4 0 ReplyYou're the guy who's crushed by a building while Godzilla fights something else
6 0 ReplyHaha, I'll take it!
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Confusing
4 0 ReplyI do love clean socks....
4 0 ReplyYes
4 0 ReplyI think I'm okay with it
4 0 ReplyDeath by snoo snoo
4 0 Replybonk
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It's either going to hurt really bad or it's going to happen so quickly I won't know what happened.
4 0 ReplyI'm allergic... it's going to be unpleasant.
4 0 Replyhey, it's going to be quick :)
4 0 Replypretty bad
4 0 ReplyA lot of sass in the best case.
3 0 ReplyDeath goes viral, probably
3 0 Replyim not sure do i get eaten by fish or do i drown in a pile of fish?
3 0 ReplyYou get eaten by that big jumping fish in Super Mario Bros 3.
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It'll be wilted and slimey. Ewww (honestly I just stuck with my old reddit name, which was randomly generated, because I suck at naming).
3 0 ReplyNot too fun, I’d imagine.
3 0 Replyyou would be deep fried, presumably
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Probably the sound I'll make when I die?
3 0 ReplyIf a dog who is an enlisted member of the Red Army of the USSR takes me out 1) what was I doing, 2) I probably deserved it at that point and 3) this means the USSR has been reformed
Barring a few obvious questions I think this outcome is a net positive fpr the world
3 0 ReplyVery bad
3 0 ReplyPingveno is Esperanto for penguin. I guess I get cuted to death.
2 0 ReplyHahaha
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Heart attack. It's probably heart attack.
3 0 ReplyI'm gonna guess it doesn't move the plot forward
3 0 ReplyI died as I lived
3 0 ReplyClassy
3 0 ReplyLooks like I am drowning...
3 0 ReplyEither in a Latin American jail or immolated by a French lamp. Burning to death would not be pleasant.
3 0 ReplyCârcel means muscle cramp in Romanian, so that's another inconvenient way you might go
2 0 ReplySounds about right.
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Either i got lost on the moon and I'd be very bad at my job, or there's local fauna that hunted us down.
3 0 ReplyAlways knew I was destined for hell.
3 0 ReplyI'm guessing pretty bad...
3 0 ReplyDying being an alchemist is like dying because you forgot to look both ways before crossing the street, in other words, I was a bad alchemist...
3 0 ReplyI died the way I lived, incompetently.
3 0 ReplyUm, I get isekai'd into a dragon god with mirror-twin kitsune goddess as his wives? So pretty damn good, though my actual wife might object a touch.
My username is an old D&D PC of mine who has evolved greatly over the decades and is currently the pantheon head in a campaign/book setting. Not sure how else to match what the name means to the idea of the thread title.
3 0 Reply...
3 0 ReplySomeone's gonna ram me to death? OwO
3 0 Replypretty warm and crispy
3 0 ReplyIt's not bad, it's friggin awesome!
3 0 ReplyKilled by an Ophanim or a weirdly designed car
3 0 ReplyWell at least there's somebody there when I die.
3 0 ReplyMine is randomly generated but I guess it would work. :)
2 0 ReplyInteresting.
2 0 ReplyFollowing this man to the gates of hell.
2 0 ReplyI don't know, killed by a changeling?
2 0 ReplyDeath by snusnu!
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there's more than one gun so it will probably be quick at least
2 0 Replysticky and horrid
2 0 ReplyEither I get crushed by a big moon with an angry face or smothered by labia
2 0 ReplyLots of jittering and buffering before finally timing out.
2 0 ReplyI died who I am
2 0 ReplyBe yourself I guess
2 0 ReplyQuickly, I hope.
2 0 ReplyI guess I die in a violent possum attack. Or do i?
2 0 ReplyDying at the hand of Meryan person ("merjalane" = "Meryan person" in Estonian) sounds intriguing, considering that Merya people have been extinct for centuries
2 0 ReplyAbsolutely enraging.
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It's terrible
2 0 ReplyCute but full of shit
2 0 ReplyDelicious
2 0 ReplyThis is the best way I could've every gone.
2 0 ReplyI guess I'll become morbidly obese and die of a heart attack
3 1 Replyeither that or starvation
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Adorrible
1 0 Replynot so sure...
1 0 ReplyIt'll be nasty, that's for sure, hope it's at least quick too. Quick and nasty isn't soo bad, right?
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Third son of a viking probably going to take me down.
1 0 ReplyI'm honestly fine with mine. There are worse ways to go.
1 0 ReplyIn a deep cavern, tricking zombies into following me into a trap, I find out ghasts run faster than the usual shamblers and get eaten.
Hopefully it'll bash my head in before munching on my limbs.
1 0 Replymy username means nothing at all, it this bad?
1 0 ReplyLooks like we will live forever
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Not entirely sure how it would work honestly
1 0 ReplyBurnedDonutHole related something will kill me it seems.
1 0 ReplyGuess I'll need to beware
1 0 ReplyA juniper tree yelling at me seems like a uniquely bizarre way to go. Honestly, I'm on board.
1 0 ReplyI‘m just the average normal guy
1 0 ReplyI'd think like Midas Touch but in silver
1 0 ReplyYeah, nightmare fuel I guess
1 0 ReplyI might be flushed down a toilet.. LuLu?
1 0 ReplyA nickname for a character from a book I want to write... the MC doesn't and lives on in the aftermath of a fallen empire. What's left is just a petty squabbling of those who survived, who came from the foreign lands and the dammed whose machinations are yet to be fulfilled.
(Think of an Andromeda show but leaning more into fantasy than sci fi)
1 0 ReplyGot a few options. Maybe I fall off a cliff while walking backwards. Visit the UK and get struck by a car. Or the Canaanite god of death. Hopefully, it's quick.
1 0 ReplyAccurate, I suspect.
1 0 ReplyI mean… 😬
1 0 ReplyI'm going to be flattened. Honestly there are worse ways to go.
2 1 ReplyYeah, like a bear with balance
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I live a long time and small parts of me go on forever.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway's_Game_of_Life (look for R-Pentamino)
1 0 ReplyPretty peacefully, I'd say.
1 0 Replyi should avoid sea food
1 0 ReplyI don't know, but I'm a captain so I might be able to find my way out
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