A regular shitstorm.
73 0 ReplyAngry upvote you brilliant bastard!
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In germany we have a saying "der Blitz soll dich beim scheissen treffen", which roughly translates to "may lighting strike you while you're on the shitter".
74 2 ReplyThat's a very original way to wish for someone's demise.
12 1 ReplyWhere in Germany? I never have heard of this saying
11 2 ReplyNorthern Bavaria, near border to Hessen reporting in. I know this sentence.
19 1 ReplyYou can definitely hear that one in Bavaria. I just assumed that it's widely known.
8 1 ReplyAustrian here. I also know that one.
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How does something like that even happen
29 0 ReplyWell first you take a picture of lightning hitting a building. Then you put it next to a picture of an exploded toilet.
33 1 ReplyThe text is referencing the toilet, so at least there could be something connected there.
这不马桶- this is not a toilet. 干了什么- what did you do.
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Sideways clouds cause sideways thunder.
17 0 ReplyWhat does it do to lightning?
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The lightning happened in Singapore and no, it didn’t hit the toilet.
8 0 ReplyThanks for the real info friend
Also very interesting about the rolling sphere method, never knew that was a thing
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Physics 'n stuff
8 0 ReplyWell... it doesn't. This is clearly mega fake.
7 1 ReplyThe unholy chipotle order
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Holy shit 😯
19 0 ReplyThy shit was holy indeed.
1 1 ReplyIt better be. After all, it was blessed by the Almighty.
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I suspect shenanigans. Possibly someone detonated something in the dunny, resulting in the marks seen.
16 0 ReplyZeus fucking a toilet
15 0 ReplyMy translation with mostly forgotten mandarin schooling. Maybe it will help to show that the picks are connected.
这不马桶。-this is not a toilet. 干了什么- what did you do?
13 3 ReplyThe first line is “这个马桶” or “this toilet” Second line is “what did it do”
20 0 ReplyThat makes so much more sense now that I realize it was 个 and nkt 不。the grammar was not making sense but i shrugged it off as text speach. Being dyslexic never helped me with the reading portion of Chinese. I would confidently read characters and write the ones that were almost the same, but differed in one or two strokes or a radical.
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Someone took an ungodly shit.
11 1 ReplyWhy does the toilet look like video game toilet?
8 0 ReplyBecause video game toilets were inspired by real life toilets
27 1 ReplyAre you sure real life toilets weren't inspired by video game toileta?
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Do they not have lighting rods in China??? Such a simple way to avoid this, someone could have died
5 0 ReplyThey do but the occupant clearly has eaten a lot of broccoli
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Whatever lightning wants...
5 0 ReplyTurning into a swan to fuck mortals, mostly.
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That's what they get for having carpet in a bathroom
Edit: wait that's not carpet that's poopie water
5 1 Reply4 0 Replytoo much iron in their diet obvs
5 1 ReplyShitters clogged. — lightning.
4 0 ReplyI refuse to believe that, that exact lightning was captured
4 0 ReplyWhy would a toilet charred like that? Chance that someone burn something inside that toilet and it's shattered due to the heat from fire, not lightning damage.
4 0 Replyi bet those were two different storms
5 2 ReplyBathroom next to a window?
1 0 ReplyIsn't this like a requirement in most places with any sort of building code?
2 1 ReplyIn apartment buildings you can have an extractor, not necessarily next to a window, at least where I'm from.
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*cue Ride The Lightning solo
1 0 ReplyZeus just really had to shit and that was the nearest available toilet. He literally eats thunder and craps lightning.
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