European eggs in a European train. Eggs and trains contribute to social cohesion 🥚🚆🫂🇪🇺

I'm all for fucking over US businesses, but this sub is becoming a bit mastabatory.

That's a weird looking Spanish omelette, made in the tiniest train kitchen by a chef who usually checks your tickets.

Let's not pat ourselves too hard on the back here.

The American mind cannot comprehend this

The American mind wonders why the yolks are a deep orange instead of neon yellow.
- It's just a matter of what you feed the chickens dude
- You're not kidding. I lived on land with ducks and chickens. Not only are the yolks a deep and rich color, they're thicker and more sticky. I miss having fresh duck eggs daily.
- The European mind has never learned of carotenoids, I guess.
Literally. I'm just sitting here wondering if European trains have a first class section or something.

The only eggs you'll find on an American train come in the form of a used tampon left on the floor...
- They do have first class. But the on board restaurant (if there is one) is accessable for all, not only 1st class travelers.
- Omg thanks for the visual!
- We paid a tiny bit more on a german train for dinner, fresh fish iirc and it was delicious, served by a waiter, god the railways in the uk are shit.
- You can use that as a teabag!
- Uhhh Amtrak has both First Class as well as Diner Cars with eggs lol. It’s just so slow and shitty that you’ve never bothered to be on it.
Eggs that look like they've been sitting out a while? Everything else looks very good though.
It looks good though.
Y'all are never getting rid of me je voudrais manger all this merde up in here

this is the future they took from us

that looks amazing for a train bistro plate

Obligatory how much did it cost, for the English getting reamed.

Based on the brochure on the table, this looks like a MÁV train, so probably 3,50€ for the food and 1,70€ for the coffee (source PDF). YMMV depending on which route you take.
- Good work detective. What a bargain! How about the train fares?