Dank Memes @lemmy.world Morph9 @lemmy.zip 3w ago

Life

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I can guarantee both of them are happier than any of us will be.
The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!
it's called pony play if you need to look something up for some reason
- No thanks, I've got enough weird kinks already
  
  Generally I find people tend to pick a single animal so if it's not horse/pony, try cat, dog, cow and pig with are the other common fetish animals
  
  Don't you want to collect em all
is that The Horse from Horsin' Around?
- That's too much, man!
- It should be a pantomime horse.
Yeah, she absolutely has life figured out.
- Where do I get my own transport like this? I don't wanna walk.
🎶 I've been through the desert on a horse with no name, it felt good to be out of the rain 🎶
Where do you get one of these?

What are they called?

A rather unsightly mode of transport, but I have to admit it is economical.
- Pony play, you can get the equipment in fetish stores.
  
  Does the equipment come with the creature or do you have to buy it separately?
She gonna take her horse to the old town road, she gonna riiiiiiiiiide 'till she can no more.
- Non native English speaker. When I was a kid I thought he said hotel room not old town road for a while. And I didn't even think it was meant sexualy but just some weird lyrics I didn't get.
If you wanna date the weird horse girl you've really gotta commit.
Weird. I saw this and I have life figured out now.
Hey. Don't eek somebody's yum
- What if they yummin my yuck?
  
  Just close your eyes and try to enjoy it
MasterBlaster!!!
- Who run barter town?
All I can think is... You're already 90% nude, so why bother with shoes on a beach? 🤔
- Same reason they are rocking a saddle. Try running on a beach. That shit can absolutely shred your feet.
- Depending on where and when this picture was taken, it could be because the sand gets too hot otherwise.
  
  I once got a burn on the bottom of my foot after one of my sandals broke on a south Florida beach. It was summer, and I was at least a half mile from where I entered the beach. I stuck to the shore for as long as I could, but eventually I had to walk back across these tiny, burning shards of dry sand with one bare foot. I do not recommend.
Getting some Saints Row 3 vibes from this. Good times.
- I got Ferra Torr Mortal Kombat vibes.
That’ll be either a great workout or a quick way to fuck up your back. Also get arrested maybe? Good times!
I want this but I’m hitched to a plow or something
Who runs Bartertown?
Brilliant idea for Pulp Fiction 2 upgrading the gimp
Wasn't this at burning man?
Just when I thought, I have seen it all
Is this a sighting of one of those elusive "horse boys"?

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