He wasn't always this way...
He wasn't always this way...
Money can't buy happiness, but Elon sure did buy a lot of hair plugs.
Also, here's the guys who founded Tesla:
101 0 ReplyEberhart and Tarpening laid out the whole business plan for decades, very impressive. https://youtu.be/JW95LCkxlb4
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He’s just an incel that got lucky. Born rich, buys other people’s companies, pretends to be good at things. Cheats at gaming and fails spectacularly.
America is awesome. /s
55 0 ReplyModern day Thomas Edison
25 0 ReplyAs a Tesla fan, yes. Thomas Edison piece of shit who would electrocute an elephant if he could get away with it.
4 0 ReplyI've always made this connection but it doesn't work in the real world because people don't remember Edison as the guy who got rich off of other people's work, but as some genius inventor.
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Also has a thing for fucking his friends wives.
3 0 ReplyHaven't heard of this. Given his generally shitty personality (not calling you a liar), source?
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What irregular balding pattern? This is standard Male Pattern Baldness that ~40% of the male population has.
19 0 ReplyIt was balding faster on his left than his right.
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Could we please stop hairline-shaming people? TT^TT
21 2 ReplyI'll never make fun of someone for being overweight unless they go through life telling other people to lose weight in a derogatory manner.
I believe in a modified version of treat others how you want to be treated:
In a vacuum, be kind, but once someone shows you who they are, treat others how they treat others.
These are cruel, hateful people to innocents. They deserve no quarter.
12 3 ReplyDoes Elon musk go around telling people to keep their hair?
3 0 ReplyThat other guy is being a huge bitch. Nut up we're dunking on musk here
3 0 ReplyOh don't get me wrong. Cunt Muskrat can fuck right off and drown in a lake of cum, it's just that other people have a bad hairline/are balding, so making fun of a feature (especially one that people have no control over) indirectly makes fun of all people with that feature, as well as Musk of course.
Anyway, mine was a half-serious comment. Musk is a bitch lol
2 0 ReplyWow. You sure are owning Musk, who im sure really cares about your opinion, by shitting on everyone else who is also balding.
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Chad shave your head like me B) Accept the curse and turn it into strength
5 0 ReplyNot when they're the richest person in the world and making it a worse place.
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Chat is this gender affirming care?
17 0 ReplyTheory: They killed the guy in the picture and replaced him with Epstein.
10 0 ReplyI'd buy this
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He'd probably be a trillionaire already if he hadn't wasted his money buying his hair back.
3 0 ReplyWatch out, you might get kicked from your job.
6 1 ReplyDon't threaten me with a good time.
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shut up about elon
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